Friday, February 12, 2016

LOVE MATCH WINNERS - - - -

Love Match Winners 2016 

Favorite Couple - Finch & Riley - $25 gift codes


Oddest Couple - Billie & Xaver - $25 gift codes 


Favorite Alumni Story - Bucky & Gemma $25 Gift Codes

* Winners: Check emails provided on entry for gift codes! 

LOVE MATCHES - 2016

Love Match #1 - Finch and Riley



Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - FiRi

Beatrix thinks these two will first bond over their love of tennis balls but then quickly realize there is more in common than round bouncy objects. Why they both also have deep deep love for their Mommies. (i.e. they can carpool to therapy together to explore this unhealthy attachment) Finch will fall in love with nuzzling Riley's velveteen ears and Riley will go ga ga over Finch's flopsy tongue. After all what girl doesn't love when a boy sticks his tongue out at her? First Kiss will take place - When both refuse to give up the same tennis ball. 




Love Match #2 - Maggie and Darwin





Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - MagWin

Beatrix thinks these two sweet pups are a match made in heaven. Both are do-gooders who are sweet as pie and love to give kisses. Darwin has a thing for burgers and Maggie loves salmon so Beatrix anticipates their first kiss will be over a surf and turf romantic dinner! Since both are seeking snuggles Bea thinks these two will form a cute little kelpie-bo-jack-pretzel of soft fur!


Love Match #3 - Zoey and Amadeus 





Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - ZoAmi

This independent couple work according to Beatrix because both know the importance of giving each other space and in today's techno-savvy world its not just easy...it's on trend! Dating will mainly happen over Skype and texting for these two. They'll have 3 hour FaceTime sessions discussing their love of chicken and distrust of people who come to the front door. 
First Kiss - Beatrix predicts this will happen via Avatar in a video game. That way nobody actually has to touch one another or disrespect each other's space...but the emotion is there! 












Love Match #4 - Harry and Isabel
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - HarBel or IzzaRy



Beatrix feels these felines are a truly purr-fect pair and not just due to the fact they are the only two cats that entered the contest. Isabel thinks she's a bearcat and Harry believes himself to be a royal. They're both a little nuts which is what makes them an even stronger couple. Delusions are strong in romance. 
First kiss - While Harry is preparing for his coronation Isabel is using her ninja moves behind a thick velvet curtain to sneak up on him and lay a wet one on him. 





Love Match #5 - Gracie and Scout 
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - GraSco 


Beatrix first linked this couple together over a love of stuffies but they are much deeper than that! Have you seen a better looking couple? With Scout's sweet spots and Gracie's big smile these two kids can't lose at love! Plus they both are on limited diets to keep their tummies on track.
First Kiss - Neither are big on kissing so they prefer to swap stuffed toys as a symbol of their love. 











Love Match #6 - Adele and Hank Williams (H-Dub)
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - DelDub


Beatrix calls these two her ultimate power couple. They are the Brad and Angelina of the Lucky Fiona collar wearing family. With startling good looks and personality these two are ready to walk the red carpet or bark at the mailman with picture perfect poise. A smattering of sexy spots between them we expect these good looking love birds to adopt a bunch of puppies from foreign countries and buy a villa in France to raise them in. 

First kiss - After a star studded paw-ty H-Dub would take Adele to a moonlit terrace and smooch her till her toes curled. Paparazzi would capture the whole moment from the bushes. 















Love Match #7 - Billie & Xaver 
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - BilVer


Beatrix calls this her Cougar-young-buck romance of the year. Billie is wise and has seen the world. She's had puppies and lived in a shelter, she's seen things. But she's full of happy energy and needs someone to keep up with her. Xaver is a happy young adult with more good looks and bravado than he knows what to do with. Billie is Mrs. Robinson and Xaver is whoever Dustin Hoffman played in that movie. Can't you see Billie seductively taking her stockings off while drinking a cocktail? Xaver sitting there dumbfounded?
First kiss - Xaver licking Billie's head sloppily while she takes his paw and teaches him how to kiss her snout slowly and with purpose! Billie will be the woman that teaches Xaver all about the world. 














Love Match #8 - Emma and Randy
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker - RandEm


Beatrix adores this LOVE MATCH because its two of the sweetest snouts around. Emma and Randy both know what's important in life and that is forever families and coming from rescue and appreciating love! Both adore stuffies and their canine siblings. Beatrix thinks these two have a real shot at making it the distance because they are so down to earth and have kind eyes. After all eyes are the window to the...squirrel! Did you see that squirrel?
First Kiss - While sharing a peanut butter filled Kong toy their eyes meet and then slowly, slowly Randy moves in for the deep smooch. 


Love Match #9 - Beatrix and Mason
Beatrix's Hollywood Couple Moniker = MaBea


The beauty of being the Matchmaker is that you can pick out your own LOVE MATCH and nobody can say Boo. Beatrix has a sparkle in her eye for sweet Mason. She likes his deep amber eyes and soft fur and that he too wants to rid the world of geese. Beatrix realizes dating the Matchmaker is a high profile relationship but she thinks Mason can handle it because he lives with a strong Head Bitch already so he knows how to roll with it.
First Kiss - After a run at Springbrook dog park the "it" couple go to drink from the same water bowl and tongues and snouts get all mixed up in slobbery passion.




Wednesday, February 10, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT Harry the Cat

The Basics
Cat's Name: Prince Harry of Wheaton aka Harry

Cat's Gender: male
Cat's Breed: Domestic Long Hair
Name of Guardian: Ellen 
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was cat born: He'd like to think across the pond but we're pretty sure it was east of the Mississippi
Where does cat reside now: Wheaton 
Rescue? What organization: Yes, West Suburban Humane Society

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My beautiful green eyes and red fur


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: Looks of course, but then they fall for my charm
One word starting with "P" to describe you: Perfect!Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at: bark?!? Please.... you much be mistaking me for some kind of uncivilized creature, I have a melodic purr.
Favorite person: Mommy 
Favorite other animal: I guess my brother Bart


Favorite human food: tea & toast

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: That red haired, two legged fellow who was named after me, Prince Harry of Wales
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: I have yet to fully appreciate my Lucky Fiona, my mom thinks its because it was to symbolize "A Kitty Convict" I promptly popped it off the moment it was put around my neck. I can't have anything ruffling my gorgeous mane!

What Cat is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: I think a fair maiden would work well. 
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down?  I could be convinced to settle down with the right girl
Zero tolerance for this in another cat: Not recognizing my handsomeness

What kind of kisser are you: OOH...I love kissing!


Favorite place to snuggle: On the top perch of my cat tree so I can survey my kingdom


First love: sshhh, don't tell but I'm a bit of a momma's boy


What does the term "love" mean to you?   Love means lots of naps, belly rubs and just chilling on the couch watching netflix

Monday, February 8, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #15 Gracie



The Basics
Dog's Name: Gracie
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: English golden 
Name of Guardian: Roxy 
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: South Dakota 
Where does dog reside now: Aurora 
Rescue? What organization:

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My lovely white coat


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: With a "roo roo here and a roo roo there", coupled with my waggy tail and double stuffies and a butt shuffle. Obviously a combination of personality and looks 
convinces everyone I'm a love bug.

One word starting with "P" to describe you: 
Princess
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at: blow up lawn decor
Favorite person: Mommy 
Favorite other animal: anything with four legs


Favorite human food: sweet potatoes 

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Goldie Hawn
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: I love them all.   

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Wide open
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? Just looking for the right friend.............but tall dark and handsome, with good manners, would be a plus!
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Aggressiveness


What kind of kisser are you: Tolerant 


Favorite place to snuggle: On my very own couch or a fluffy bed


First love: Poppy! 


What does the term "love" mean to you?  Love means happy times by the fire, good food, and a room full of people. 




LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #14 Emma

The Basics

Dog's Name: Emma
Dog's Gender: Female 
Dog's Breed: English Setter
Name of Guardian: Marcie P.
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: my mom thinks Washington.. I don't really remember but Seattle would be neat wouldn't it?
Where does dog reside now: Ohio
Rescue? Yes... What organization: Our English Setter Rescue

About You
What everybody notices first about you:  my eyes
Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: both , but I seal the deal with my kindness and my comedic nature..
One word starting with "P" to describe you: patience
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : mysterious things out side the fence when I am outside by myself. 1) you can never be too careful and 2) it guarantees that I won't be outside by myself for long BOL.. those silly boys I live with always come running
Favorite person: I love my mom and dad
Favorite other animal: Do stuffed Animals count? Cuz I luv stuffies.. If not I do adore my brother Jack.
Favorite human food: everything of course.. if it's good enough for you then I want it.
What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Melissa McCarthy
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: the Dapple Memorial Collar
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? I am going to be 6 years old this year..I think I am ready to settle down
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: I don't like bullies, humping, or stealing.   I love to share but If you steal my stuff I will stalk you all over the yard till you give it back.
What kind of kisser are you: I give soft kisses
Favorite place to snuggle: in my mom's bed
First love: my first family.. but my new forever family is the best and I even love Gideon.
What does the term "love" mean to you? faithful adoration. . I will love and adore you no matter what. .

Friday, February 5, 2016

What happens when a cat steals a cellphone...

The Basics
Dog's Name: Isabel the cat
Dog's Gender: female
Dog's Breed: bearcat
Name of Guardian: I guard myself (and also my hooman: Sara)
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: The Holy Lands of Wisconsin
Where does dog reside now:  Milwaukee
Rescue? What organization: yes. I saved myself. by being cute. 

About You
What everybody notices first about you: my petite figure. I basically never grew out of bearkitten size. I am pretty much like one of those really cute baby goats that are running amok on the Internet these days. But don't try to put a sweater on me. I will cut you. The point is, I'm little. 


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: by sheer force of my own will. 


One word starting with "P" to describe you: purrrfect (heh, heh)

Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : puh-lease. Barking is so pedestrian. I growl. Like a real catdog. At whatever I want. Whenever I want. 

Favorite person: the one petting me

Favorite other animal: that dogdog that I let live here; the big black & white one. I can't be bothered with names. Anyway, I loooove to tormen... I mean... play with her. By play I mean run up to her and swat her nose and then be gone before she can even react. And if she chases me? Heh, heh. Then I use my mad parkour skills and ninja myself somewhere she can see me but can't reach me. Like the top of the fridge. Heh, heh. 

Favorite human food: any sort of unguarded protein. I'm a carnivore. 

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The Bearcat. Because it was named after me, even if Shannon didn't know it. And because that dogdog that I let live here has it too. She hates when someone has the same collar she does. Heh, heh. 

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: I don't believe in labels

Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? And limit myself to just one partner? No way. Polyamory all the way. 

Zero tolerance for this in another dog: stealing my food or eating my poop

What kind of kisser are you: the lick-your-nose-first type


Favorite place to snuggle: the head of the nearest hooman. or their laptop. Same idea. 

First love: Snowball (so what if it was a dog toy. I refuse to be limited by your antiquated definition of "cat.")


What does the term "love" mean to you?  The usual stuff: darting through open doors, yowling at closed doors, napping in sunbeams, catnip, canned tuna, me purring.

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #13 Riley

The Basics
Dog's Name: Riley
Dog's Gender: Female

Dog's Breed: German Shorthaired Pointer
Name of Guardian: Autumn
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Pennsylvania
Where does dog reside now: New Jersey
Rescue? My mum and I volunteer for the German Shorthaired Pointer Rescue of NJ

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My velveteen ears


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain:  Looks…I look marvelous


One word starting with "P" to describe you: PointerPrimadonna
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at:  My mum to throw the ball and then again when she doesn’t throw it fast enough.
Favorite person:  My mum…or maybe my aunt
Favorite other animal: Phoebe, she’s my GSP sister from another mister


Favorite human food:  Anything my mum gets from the food trucks while working rescue events.


What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Ali Larter
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why:  Love is love….it was my first

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Open
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? Currently, a serial dater, waiting for the right one.
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Stealing my bully sticks


What kind of kisser are you: No kissing, I’m more hands on.


Favorite place to snuggle: Under the covers or in my cozy cave.



First love: Tennis balls and more tennis balls.


What does the term "love" mean to you?  Love is a ball, round like the moon.  Love is a ball its bounce makes me swoon.  Love is a ball, it rolls in my yard.  Love is a ball, it’s easy not hard.


Wednesday, February 3, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #12 Hank Williams

The Basics
Dog's Name: 
Hank Williams a/k/a H-Dub or Hanky Panky

Dog's Gender: 
100% Boy
Dog's Breed: 
English Setter (Tri)
Name of Guardian: 
Wendy and Dale J.
Guardian's email address: on file

Where was dog born: South East of the Mississippi in a state called Arkansas
Where does dog reside now: 
Arizona
Rescue? What organization: 
Southwest English Setter Rescue

About You
What everybody notices first about you: 
I am bigger than the average size field setter… but it is usually my deep and musical bark that will turn the onlooker my way! **WINK** **WINK**

Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: 
Oh, well I am told by many I am super handsome with eyelashes any lady would dream of having… My personality is as strong as defensive tackle on any great football team! Go DENVER!!! I can literally bowl anyone over with my extra big personality.

One word starting with "P" to describe you: 
PaRtY!!!!!!!
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : 
GAWD…. I love parcel delivery service! I can hear the postman, FedEx or UPS man blocks before he rounds my corner!
Favorite person: 
Besides Mom and Dad… duhhhh.... it would have to be the mailman… I can rely on him to be at my door at least 6 days a week… not even a storm will stop that guy from visiting me almost daily… Favorite other animal: LoVe, LoVe… and LoVe my brothers… The redhead seems to see and think the same as me… bright shiny things (other say they can’t see) are awesome to scare with our loud barks or bury under feet of turf.

Favorite human food: 
Human food is supposed to taste bad??????


What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Jackie Gleason
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: 
The Pixie… it was my first and exaggerates my party personality!

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: 
Furever partner… male menopause (neuter) or what mom calls “brain surgery” complete with tutoring, has made H-Dub desire any dog with like IQ… if yea know what I mean!!!
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? 
This boy is looking to settle down… I have wondered the field more miles than should have ever been tolerated… Only room for one fish in my ocean!
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: 
Never wakeup a “sleeping beauty”… one must be allowed peaceful, undisturbed beauty rest… 

What kind of kisser are you: 
All Tongue!!!.... Aint nothing I haven’t lapped a lip around!

Favorite place to snuggle: 
In bed with my humans… of course…!

First love: 
Life…! <3

What does the term "love" mean to you?  
Second chances and humans that understand dogs like me!

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #11 Zoey



The Basics
Dog's Name: Zoey
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: Heinz 57 (the shelter had me listed as a lab/rottweiler mix)
Name of Guardian: Nicole 
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Ohio
Where does dog reside now: Columbus, OH
Rescue? What organization: Adopted from CHA

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My ferocious bark! Oh, and how pretty I am.


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: Both looks and personality. I give them my best puppy dog eyes and rub my face on their legs and then lean on them. They can't help but pet me. 


One word starting with "P" to describe you: Paramount
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : Other dogs, people in uniforms, and anything that comes out of nowhere and startles me.
Favorite person: My mom
Favorite other animal: My long time friend, Ripley. He's the best dog friend ever!


Favorite human food: Chicken, peanut butter, and popcorn

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Shirley MacLaine 
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The one I'm wearing in the picture (forgot the name) because it's my very first LF collar! <3

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male. I'm not that friendly with the females.
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? I'm over the serial dating scene. It's time to settle down in my old age.
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Hyperactive! Nothing worse than an immature mongrel bouncing around on your head. *eyeroll*


What kind of kisser are you: Lots of tongue, but not sloppy. 


Favorite place to snuggle: Someplace soft and warm. Couches are really nice. 


First love: Ripley. What can I say? He's the best!


What does the term "love" mean to you?  Respect. Respect my space and I shall love you always.

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #10 Billie



The Basics
Dog's Name: 
Billie

Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: Bedlington Whippet cross or Wirehaired Terrier cross
Name of Guardian: Elaine T
Guardian's email address:on file
Where was dog born: In a galaxy far, far away. (We aren't sure.)
Where does dog reside now: On a farm in Factoryville, PA.
Rescue? What organization: Griffin Pond Animal Shelter
About You
What everybody notices first about you: 
My fur.  Humans alway think the colors of my fur are pretty, and they call me "scruffy."


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: 
Definitely my charming, witty, and exuberant personality wins the day.  That and my ability to do a facial impersonation of a small monkey.


One word starting with "P" to describe you: 
Persistent.
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : This is very difficult, because there is a tie between the entire population of Northeastern squirrels and the UPS man.
Favorite person: Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mom, Ma, Mom
Favorite other animal: Piper the deaf Border Collie because he plays like a Terrier.  But I really like everyone.


Favorite human food: 
Cheese pizza.

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Carol Burnett.  She has the same facial expressions, and she is perky.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The Okey Dokey Artichokey because my Mom says I look the best in that collar, and because she named it, and that's why she was able to remember the name (she doesn't do names very well).  But I really do look great in that collar.

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: 
I'm looking for a boy who likes squirrels, never gives up, plays hard and gives kisses.  He also needs to be able to keep up with me when I run the fence line.
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? Looking to settle down.  I like routine and once I'm comfortable with something or get my mind set on something, it's hard to get me away from it.
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: You can't steal my toys. You can try, but I will hunt you down and get them back.


What kind of kisser are you: 
I give tiny little kisses and hugs.


Favorite place to snuggle: Anywhere near Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mom, Ma, Mommy Mom.

First love: 
My puppies and my sister, Molly.  I had six puppies at the shelter.  They all found good homes and so did my sister, and so did I. 


What does the term "love" mean to you?  
Love means never having to say "HEY YOU....GIVE ME BACK MY TOYS!"

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #10 Amadeus

The Basics
Dog's Name: Amadeus
Dog's Gender: Male

Dog's Breed: Great Dane
Name of Guardian: Megan R.
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Georgia
Where does dog reside now: Alabama
Rescue? What organization: Prime Danes

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My height


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: My looks usually.  I can be really mean if I don't like you.


One word starting with "P" to describe you: Pensive
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : Mormans
Favorite person: My mom's best friend, Jolene.  
Favorite other animal: I like birds


Favorite human food: chicken.  It's pretty much the only thing I'm not allergic to.

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Matthew McConaughey because he's real pretty but can be a real jerk in person.  Just like me.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The one with pink whales on it because real men wear pink

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Female
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down?  Looking to settle down with my lady, Piper. 
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Don't look me in the eye, I'll eat you.


What kind of kisser are you: the best kind


Favorite place to snuggle: In my dad's giant recliner


First love: My mom


What does the term "love" mean to you?  A nice warm, day sitting in a sunny spot.  We can sit close, but don't touch me.  It hurts sometimes.

LOVE MATCH SUCCESS STORY Bucky and Gemma

 Success Story Bucky and Gemma

      So...when Beatrix matched these 2 last year little did she know it would be like matching up Princess Kate and Prince William..yes those royals....Though Bucky has never met his leading lady in person they seem to be the perfect match..She is a princess and seems to have quite the fan club wherever she goes (just like Kate!!)--just ask her mom! And Bucky being the handsome setter he is can turn a few heads too. They are both very sporty and each of them has medals and awards to prove it!! They send each other little gifts and treats for birthdays, holidays and well sometimes...just because!! Bucky also sends a little something for her sister, Lillie too;). Beatrix nailed them as a "power couple" when she matched them... So look out Will and Kate!! Next thing you know they will be on a world Setter your together!!! Need more proof...see their picture collage:) Beatrix we want your vote!!! ;)
 Sending Tail Wags...
       Bucky and Gemma


Love Match Success Story Derby and Jack

Displaying Jack-Derby-Love-Match-2016.jpgDisplaying Jack-Derby-Love-Match-2016.jpgDisplaying Jack-Derby-Love-Match-2016.jpgDear Sissy Bea,

It's almost Valentine's Day and I am so excited to tell you that Jack and I are celebrating two years of puppy love together! You sure did make us a happy match -- thank you for being the best matchmaker ever!!

You wouldn't believe how much Jack and I have in common...we both love to take naps as often as we can, explore the great outdoors, play with our doggy friends, nibble on special treats, and snuggle with our mommies because they love us so much. We don't think life gets much better than that. I bet you would agree!

Not only did you bring us together, but our mommas had a chance to meet last year at the English Setter picnic and boy did they get along well. What fun they had! Maybe this year Jack and I can meet up for a playdate, too. That would sure be a nice way to spend a summer day...paws crossed!

♥ Lots of love from us both! ♥
Derby & Jack


Monday, February 1, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #8 Xaver

The Basics
Dog's Name: Franz Xaver
Dog's Gender: Male
Dog's Breed: Great Dane
Name of Guardian: Megan R.
Guardian's email: address: on file

Where was dog born: MN
Where does dog reside now: Alabama
Rescue? What organization: Mountain Myth's Great Danes

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My fancy spots


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: It starts with my looks, I mean, how can you resist my sweet droopy baby dane face?  I'm a pretty laid back guy, I just go with the flow.


One word starting with "P" to describe you: Painterly

Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : All the things!!

Favorite person: My mom's co-worker Brooke.  She always shares her food with me, and when she doesn't I just take it, but she doesn't get mad.  I'm too cute for her to get mad at me.

Favorite other animal: All of them.  It doesn't matter if they are real or fake.  I'll play with you.


Favorite human food: I'm not picky.  I'll even eat pills straight.  No peanut butter or pill pockets or anything. 

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Jeremy Renner
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why:  Which ever one my brother is nice enough to let me borrow.

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?:  I'm open
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down?  Just looking to meet some people.  I'm young and new to the scene
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: I'm quite rude myself, so I can't say anything.


What kind of kisser are you: sloppy.  I gots big lips


Favorite place to snuggle: On the couch with my mom.  I like to sit on her.
First love: my orange and blue fuzzy ball
What does the term "love" mean to you?  Not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket!