Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Poop Happens
I had to go out there. It's been almost 2 weeks folks and with 3 dogs and multiple potty trips per day you know what was out there. Poop. And lots of it.
When I got my cute knee high plaid wellie rubber boots I pictured myself skipping along the English countryside jumping mud puddles like a J Crew model. I really didn't picture myself plodding along my melted back yard dodging doggie land mines in them like a drunk hopscotch player. They're too cute for that...alas there I was. Cuteness factor cut down dramatically by the ugly metal pooper scooper I was wielding like a weapon in the fight against poo-poo. I have had dogs for years and have long suffered the delusion that underneath the layers of snow the dog poop will just disintegrate. Poof! It's gone! Yet every thaw shocks me back into reality - that stuff does not go anywhere. It's like being a dog-doo-paleontologist as the layers of snow and ice melt to reveal little piles of history just waiting to be discovered and examined. "Oh my look here! That pile has some digested red cardboard in it from when Fiona ate an ornament box... must be early December era. Fascinating!"
Oh sure...some of you will get on your high horse and get snarky and say I should just follow the dogs out each trip and scoop as they go to avoid this Poopapoolaza. But did I mention it's been really cold and snowy and we've had wind and ice storms? Did I mention I have 3 dogs, none of whom poop in synchronicity? Did I mention how cold it is out?
It occured to me as I was out there scooping (as this took quite a bit of time and the mind does wander) that my backyard is like a metaphor for the nation and the change of presidents approaching. Sure my back yard may be snow covered again by the end of January and look pretty innocent and clean and like a clean slate of new beginnings, but underneath there will be a lot of poop to clean up. A lot.
I hope Obama looks as cute in wellies and has a bigger scooper than me.
Fiona is set for Super-Stardom! (Let's Keep Our Fingers Crossed!)

Shannon -I am so happy to announce that the photo you submitted to Bark’s Smiling Dog (or Cover Dog) contest is under consideration for placement in our book, DogJoy: The Happiest Dogs in the Universe, to be published by Rodale in October 2009. As the editor of the book (and the magazine) I have the double pleasure of not only selecting the photos for this project but also in delivering the good news to you. Although it is still up to the publisher to make the final decisions, I am hopeful that yours will be included. If your dog’s photo appears in the book, it will be in a chapter called Laughers. For your participation, you will receive a copy of the hardcover book, and a three-year subscription (or renewal) to Bark. Also attached is a “fact sheet” that summarizes pertinent information about DogJoy. We are hoping to include around 500 photos (which have been selected from our large pool of reader submitted photos numbering around 15,000)! If you have any questions, do let me know. Thank you again for sharing your wonderful dog with us, and I am thrilled that we have this very special book project to spread his/her talents and charms to thousands of other dog lovers.
All my best -
Claudia Kawczynska Editor in chief, The Bark
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Is There Anything Cuter than Well Dressed Labradors?

Just dropping a note to say I loved the collars and Moose and Bella did too!!!
Thanks a bunch!
Lacey Westman
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Keep 'em coming...we love fan mail...
Just a quick picture of Maisy in her new collar - - she was so excited to find it under the tree yesterday!! The stuffed duck in the picture was also under the tree - - she won't put it down!!!! Thanks, too, for the adorable gift from Fiona - - what a wonderful, CUTE surprise. Hope you have a wonderful holiday season and a great 2009. We look forward to many fabulous collars for Maisy in the new year!!
Thanks Again!!
Maisy and The Schultz Family
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Fiona says thanks...
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Why I Love Santa

Case in point - my darling husband Alex, my partner in everything big and small agreed to play Santa for a charity photo shoot at a local dog store we wholesale collars to. Proceeds went to one of our favorite charities - Save Our Setters Inc.
I don't know too many men who would so readily say "Sure! My one day off a week? I'll put on a beard and a hot furry costume that will make me feel like my core temperature is 160 degrees and let dogs jump/ sit/pee/shed and express anal glands on me for 5 hours! Sign me up!"
He's a prince among men I tell you. (and yes he really did have anal glands expressed on him by a rather nervous pug who released this "special gift" on Santa's lap - not the smell of Gingerbread and Cinnamon I tell you)
Indeed, my hubby is a special guy. The type of guy who will wrestle a 3 legged labrador named Licorice who just didn't want to sit still for a Holiday Photo and gave the photographer and Santa an aerobic workout that left them panting harder than her. Licorice with her 3 legs just about knocked over the set and had Santa's beard and hat askew by the time the photo was finally taken. Alex's comment as an exhausted Licorice left the photo area "We should all be so excited for Christmas! We need to rescue a labrador!"
I should add by the end of the event he also thought we should adopt a Great Dane, a Dachshund and at least 3 greyhounds.
I love my Santa for many reasons and after 14 years of marriage and 20 years of being together I keep finding new reasons, animal related and otherwise. Playing Santa on his day off with so much enthusiasm is just a small nugget of him, but one I had to talk about nonetheless. Watching him love animals in a way I know some people will never have the capacity to makes me love him even more... and was the nicest Christmas present this animal loving wife could ask for.
More Seasons Greetings...
PS...Her mommy fell in love with Maddie and Maizie's Lucky Fiona collars and HAS to have one!
Merry Christmas!
Friday, December 19, 2008
This Week's "Friend Of Fiona" is Breck!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Yes I'm still here!

The dogs say Mommy hasn't even had time to kiss Santa Claus! (Even though I had some cuddles with him as seen here)
Thank you all for your orders and for making this holiday bright. We'll be back to blogging and creating more fun products when this holiday din settles down.
Until then your collar getting under the tree for your beloved pooch is my main focus. ( I do lose sleep over the dog out there waiting for the mail to arrive with his or her's special holiday gift! I really do!)
Smooches to the Pooches-
Shannon
Head (and tired) Bitch Around Here
Monday, December 15, 2008
Inspiration Come in the Form of a Happy Aussie
Today was a good day. First my people presented me with two brand new snazzy collars that were amazingly just my size! Now, I may be young (about 6 months) but I know style when I see it! I can't wait to show them off at my weekly romp at the dog park. But wait, it gets better! I was strutting around the house showing off my new collar, and my people bring out the treats. You know, the REALLY good ones. All I had to do was sit still and be my normal adorable self and they kept shelling out the treats. It was great. Reminds me of the day my smallest person left her peanut butter sandwhich unattended on the coffee table. Ah... life is good.
So here's a few pictures of me to add to your collection. I like how the brightly colored collars compliment my merle coat and accent my fluffy neck fur (Australian Shepherds like me have a lot of neck fur). I also enjoyed reading your blog, especially the pictures of snow. We don't have snow down here in Florida, but it looks like the sand at one of my favorite places - dog beach. I wonder if it's as fun to romp around in.
Thanks for inspiring your people to make such stylish collars. I'll be sure to tell all my furry friends about you!
Sincerely,
Socco
Aussie Puppy
Sarasota, FL
Friday, December 12, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is...Bogey!

Bogey looks dashing in his "Holly Jolly" Howliday Collection Custom Collar from Lucky Fiona and we just know he will pick out an equally charming collar as his prize for submitting the winning pic this week. His Dogmom is quick to point out the wine glass was photo-shopped into the picture so don't start any crazy rumors about Bogey and his alleged drinking problem! Or his supposed stint in a Malibu rehab facility with that famous Animal Planet dog he supposedly had an affair with. All lies we tell you. Lies. Bogey is a true pillar of dog-society and would never stoop to such levels! I mean look at that face? Would he ever make trouble? Fiona thinks not and that's our story and we are sticking to it.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Fiona knows the Truth about Santa's Little Helper

Sunday, December 7, 2008
Special Thanks to Go Dog Go

part in our favorite local dog shop's Holiday Open house yesterday. Go Dog Go is a wonderful store that not only takes care of our nutrition needs for all our dogs and cats but is also is our favorite stop for one of a kind gifts for four pawed kids. Go Dog Go was kind enough to donate a portion of their "Photos with Santa Paws" sales to a charity close to Lucky Fiona's heart...Save Our Setters and Sarah's vet bill fund. Thank you Go Dog Go and if you are in the suburban Chicago area stop in their wonderful store at :
4050 Wolf's Crossing
Oswego, Illinois 60543
630-636-9418
www.go-dog-store.com
Friday, December 5, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is...Lulu!

Thursday, December 4, 2008
A New Christmas Carol for English Setter Lovers

Lucky Fiona Testimonial

Sunday, November 30, 2008
Calendar Contest Winners

Saturday, November 29, 2008
If you lean far to the right and squint it looks perfect...

"No." I said to my confused husband. "It's perfect, we're not going anywhere."
This past year has been all about imperfection for me. From broad subjects like our imperfect president and the imperfect war our country is in. The economic crisis that has hit us in the first year of me running this business. The fact I went from working a perfectly respectable job managing a medical division to making handmade dog collars as a full time career. The polite smiles of people who think I am nuts devoting my energies to something they perceive as a hobby. It's all just a little too imperfect for some to swallow.
I love the perfection of my imperfect life and home. In a suburb of freshly manicured hands mine are crooked and dry, worn from digging in the garden and playing with dogs all day. My house is not immaculate as I live with 3 dogs and 3 cats that shed, drool, vomit and wear down anything new. My perfect new car has scratches on the sleek paint job from an enthusiastic setter ready to go to the dog park who jumped on the door. My imperfect yard has holes dug in it and the grass is worn in places and we don't have a hired landscaper to make it perfect again. My clothes are comfortable for sewing and walking dogs in, but not perfectly tailored or out of a magazine. My husband wears a uniform and turns a wrench while most men in our community wear suits while trotting to the train to downtown offices and perfect bonuses. My dogs do not come when called and my 14 year old cat sometimes misses the litter box. There is no perfection here and guess what? We are pretty damn happy.
My husband and I sat on the couch tonight facing our tilting tree. Lights dim, candles flickering, cozy on this chilled evening. The dogs were snoozing around us and one cat curled up on the tree skirt like a present waiting to be unwrapped. They were blissfully unaware of how crooked the tree is, just happy to be in our presence. My husband looked at me and said "I think this is the perfect tree for us this year, don't you?" "Yup" I replied. "It's perfectly imperfect."
Friday, November 28, 2008
We May Be Crazy...

So for today only Friday November 28th 2008 -
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON ALL COLLARS!
Yes, we know it's NUTSY.
Order any standard collar and simply list your choice of a free collar in the buyer notes as you check out. Limit 5 free collars. Surcharge for martingales and extra wide widths applies.
Order them up before we wait till Fiona takes a nap and end this crazy promotion!
www.luckyfiona.etsy.com
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Lucky Fiona Calendar Contest

Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Important Company Announcement

Rebecca Marino (left) and Company Head Bitch Shannon Barry (right) October 2008
Lucky Fiona is proud to present the newest member of our team and announce her promotion! Rebecca Marino has been named Senior Sales Executive for East Coast Territories. Rebecca is a New York native and the proud Catmom of the adorable feline duo Jack and Fiona. She has played an integral part in the development of our cat products and will play an important role in us expanding this line in the future via test marketing with Jack and Fiona. Her devotion for all things kitty has earned her the nickname "Crazy Cat Lady" and her great enthusiasm for our dog line is noteworthy of someone who does not have a dog. Rebecca uses a unique and personal style of marketing our products to boutiques and shops that has proven to be successful in both the US and Canada. Congratulations Rebecca and we look forward to your continued success and the day when we can actually pay you in money and not just cat collars and catnip toys.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is... ???




Friday, November 21, 2008
We've Been Featured on some Great Blogs!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Fountain of Youth in a Vittles Vault

I foolishly challenge this ageing in the only ways I can...I increase his joint supplements, I change his food, I order more blood work and radiographs at the vet. I kid myself that we are taking the shorter walking route because I am tired, not because he is showing signs of having enough for the day.
Dugan in his early years was the dog that defined the term "behaviorally challenged". Our introduction was the day we got him home and found he had scaled the washing machine to reach a shelf with the cat food dish above it. He is the reason we had to install a new pantry door after he learned how to open it himself and one day had a smorgasbord of 17 Power Bars and a bag of wheat flour. For years we prepared dinner with him gated in the laundry room as he had previously learned to silently steal things off the stove as they were cooking. To this day we are quite sure we are the only dog guardians we know who have to leave their crockpot in the garage to cook an all day.(bonus the garage never smelled so good as you arrive home from work) We've considered publishing a coffee table book of his abdominal x-rays to offset the cost of his vet bills for "ingested foreign objects". Lastly his quest to invade the litter box has resulted in several engineering marvels on how to secure the litter box area involving diagrams, wood, metal, children's play tents and carefully arranged bungee cords. Dugan, our wild and mischievous Dugan was the reason we started to get nervous any time the house seems a little "too" quiet.
So now to see him legitimately quiet is well...troubling. He's getting old and as much as I prayed for these days in his wild youth, I now scorn them.
The other afternoon I sat next to him during one of his marathon naps and heard him give a contented sigh as I sat down beside him. I traced the contours of his face with my fingers and found more white than red fur, no matter how many times I tried to find the opposite. His deep amber eyes had that haze of wisdom that older dogs get, his nose a bit dry - the pigment starting to fade. I stroked his coat and my hand found calluses where his skin had toughened with age, he flinched a bit when repositioning his bad shoulder to move closer to me. I put my face in his neck and begged him not to get old and he responded by falling back to sleep in my arms.
I think he may have been listening to me though. Last night I was working in my studio when I heard my husband yelling from downstairs and the familiar cry of "Dugan! No! Bad dog!" I ran downstairs to investigate and my husband reported that he was walking to the powder room and stumbled upon Dugan with his head in the food container having a late night snack. He had knocked a 30 pound Vittles Vault on it's side and then using his Irish Setter skills had unscrewed the vacuum locked lid and helped himself. While my husband uttered some expletives as he got a broom and pan to clean up the sea of kibble on the floor I just stood back and smiled. Perhaps my old boy isn't so ready to retire from mischief just yet...and that is fine by me.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is... Lucy


Friday, November 14, 2008
Thank you for caring and sharing for Sarah

Thursday, November 13, 2008
We love a rave...


Thanks a Caboodle!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
When your little kitty flies the coop...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Basset Bash in Georgia November 8th 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is...Molly!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
2009 Lucky Fiona Collar Calendar Contest

* Dog or Cat must be wearing Lucky Fiona in the photograph.
* Due to reproduction laws no professional studio photos please.
* Email photographs to luckyfiona@comcast.net and please include Calendar Contest in the title of the email.
* The higher the resolution of the picture the better!
* Please also include your pet's name, age and mailing address with email submission.
* Email us with any additional questions! luckyfiona@comcast.net
Good Luck! We can't wait to see the submissions!!!
We love a rave...
Sincerely,
Kalin and Ellis
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Every Dog Has It's Day Planned to the Max

On the night we turned our clocks back for daylight-savings time, my husband and I went to bed with smiles on our faces, looking forward to that luxurious extra hour of slumber. Such a simple pleasure in these crazy time crunched days we live in.
At 4:45 a.m. it started. A faint whimper from the dog bed, the restless paws out-stretching, then the clickety-clack of dog nails on the hardwood floor, which immediately awoke the other two dogs. I felt warm doggy breath on my face as I played possum while squinting to see the clock. For the love of Pete, 4:56 a.m.!
As a wet nose scanned my face, it became immediately evident: Dogs do not understand the concept of daylight-savings-time. Their internal clocks cared nothing about an extra hour of sleep; they wanted breakfast at what they perceived to be their regular feeding time.
I continued to feign sleep, but by now the dogs were taking turns whining to communicate the early signs of supposed starvation. The tone and pitch of the whines getting more melodramatic by the moment. I nudged my husband, but a scan to my left showed his bald head swaddled in our down comforter like a newborn babe as he snoozed blissfully.
So I shuffled downstairs bleary eyes at 5:07 a.m., fed the dogs, then let them outside. "Perhaps I could still go back to bed" I thought to myself and in the same instant one of the dogs spotted their arch nemesis Mr. Squirrel in a tree and the chorus of shrill barking began. Wanting to keep the dream alive for others in the neighborhood who lay in sweet slumber I dashed outside in the morning chill in my PJ's and slippers. Reality set in as I extinguished the barking that my dream of that magic extra hour was also extinguished. Forced to start my day an hour earlier than planned I looked at three exuberant dogs and realized once again they are far wiser than I. Why waste that extra hour sleeping when you can just start your day sooner? So I did.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Dugan's Mailbag

Friday, October 31, 2008
Halloween Tips from the Setters at Lucky Fiona

* Real spiders taste pretty good even though Mommy freaks out when we eat them.
* The doorbell ringing is not a reason to bark like a crazy banshee.
* The doorbell ringing is not a reason to bark like a crazy banshee.
* The doorbell ringing is not a reason to bark like a crazy banshee.
* I will not growl at my Dogmom because she is wearing a wig and a costume.
*Candy is for everybody but dogs, but nobody said anything about eating the wrappers.