
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Calendar Contest Winners

Saturday, November 29, 2008
If you lean far to the right and squint it looks perfect...

"No." I said to my confused husband. "It's perfect, we're not going anywhere."
This past year has been all about imperfection for me. From broad subjects like our imperfect president and the imperfect war our country is in. The economic crisis that has hit us in the first year of me running this business. The fact I went from working a perfectly respectable job managing a medical division to making handmade dog collars as a full time career. The polite smiles of people who think I am nuts devoting my energies to something they perceive as a hobby. It's all just a little too imperfect for some to swallow.
I love the perfection of my imperfect life and home. In a suburb of freshly manicured hands mine are crooked and dry, worn from digging in the garden and playing with dogs all day. My house is not immaculate as I live with 3 dogs and 3 cats that shed, drool, vomit and wear down anything new. My perfect new car has scratches on the sleek paint job from an enthusiastic setter ready to go to the dog park who jumped on the door. My imperfect yard has holes dug in it and the grass is worn in places and we don't have a hired landscaper to make it perfect again. My clothes are comfortable for sewing and walking dogs in, but not perfectly tailored or out of a magazine. My husband wears a uniform and turns a wrench while most men in our community wear suits while trotting to the train to downtown offices and perfect bonuses. My dogs do not come when called and my 14 year old cat sometimes misses the litter box. There is no perfection here and guess what? We are pretty damn happy.
My husband and I sat on the couch tonight facing our tilting tree. Lights dim, candles flickering, cozy on this chilled evening. The dogs were snoozing around us and one cat curled up on the tree skirt like a present waiting to be unwrapped. They were blissfully unaware of how crooked the tree is, just happy to be in our presence. My husband looked at me and said "I think this is the perfect tree for us this year, don't you?" "Yup" I replied. "It's perfectly imperfect."
Friday, November 28, 2008
We May Be Crazy...

So for today only Friday November 28th 2008 -
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON ALL COLLARS!
Yes, we know it's NUTSY.
Order any standard collar and simply list your choice of a free collar in the buyer notes as you check out. Limit 5 free collars. Surcharge for martingales and extra wide widths applies.
Order them up before we wait till Fiona takes a nap and end this crazy promotion!
www.luckyfiona.etsy.com
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Lucky Fiona Calendar Contest

Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Important Company Announcement

Rebecca Marino (left) and Company Head Bitch Shannon Barry (right) October 2008
Lucky Fiona is proud to present the newest member of our team and announce her promotion! Rebecca Marino has been named Senior Sales Executive for East Coast Territories. Rebecca is a New York native and the proud Catmom of the adorable feline duo Jack and Fiona. She has played an integral part in the development of our cat products and will play an important role in us expanding this line in the future via test marketing with Jack and Fiona. Her devotion for all things kitty has earned her the nickname "Crazy Cat Lady" and her great enthusiasm for our dog line is noteworthy of someone who does not have a dog. Rebecca uses a unique and personal style of marketing our products to boutiques and shops that has proven to be successful in both the US and Canada. Congratulations Rebecca and we look forward to your continued success and the day when we can actually pay you in money and not just cat collars and catnip toys.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is... ???




Friday, November 21, 2008
We've Been Featured on some Great Blogs!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Fountain of Youth in a Vittles Vault

I foolishly challenge this ageing in the only ways I can...I increase his joint supplements, I change his food, I order more blood work and radiographs at the vet. I kid myself that we are taking the shorter walking route because I am tired, not because he is showing signs of having enough for the day.
Dugan in his early years was the dog that defined the term "behaviorally challenged". Our introduction was the day we got him home and found he had scaled the washing machine to reach a shelf with the cat food dish above it. He is the reason we had to install a new pantry door after he learned how to open it himself and one day had a smorgasbord of 17 Power Bars and a bag of wheat flour. For years we prepared dinner with him gated in the laundry room as he had previously learned to silently steal things off the stove as they were cooking. To this day we are quite sure we are the only dog guardians we know who have to leave their crockpot in the garage to cook an all day.(bonus the garage never smelled so good as you arrive home from work) We've considered publishing a coffee table book of his abdominal x-rays to offset the cost of his vet bills for "ingested foreign objects". Lastly his quest to invade the litter box has resulted in several engineering marvels on how to secure the litter box area involving diagrams, wood, metal, children's play tents and carefully arranged bungee cords. Dugan, our wild and mischievous Dugan was the reason we started to get nervous any time the house seems a little "too" quiet.
So now to see him legitimately quiet is well...troubling. He's getting old and as much as I prayed for these days in his wild youth, I now scorn them.
The other afternoon I sat next to him during one of his marathon naps and heard him give a contented sigh as I sat down beside him. I traced the contours of his face with my fingers and found more white than red fur, no matter how many times I tried to find the opposite. His deep amber eyes had that haze of wisdom that older dogs get, his nose a bit dry - the pigment starting to fade. I stroked his coat and my hand found calluses where his skin had toughened with age, he flinched a bit when repositioning his bad shoulder to move closer to me. I put my face in his neck and begged him not to get old and he responded by falling back to sleep in my arms.
I think he may have been listening to me though. Last night I was working in my studio when I heard my husband yelling from downstairs and the familiar cry of "Dugan! No! Bad dog!" I ran downstairs to investigate and my husband reported that he was walking to the powder room and stumbled upon Dugan with his head in the food container having a late night snack. He had knocked a 30 pound Vittles Vault on it's side and then using his Irish Setter skills had unscrewed the vacuum locked lid and helped himself. While my husband uttered some expletives as he got a broom and pan to clean up the sea of kibble on the floor I just stood back and smiled. Perhaps my old boy isn't so ready to retire from mischief just yet...and that is fine by me.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is... Lucy


Friday, November 14, 2008
Thank you for caring and sharing for Sarah

Thursday, November 13, 2008
We love a rave...


Thanks a Caboodle!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
When your little kitty flies the coop...
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Basset Bash in Georgia November 8th 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008
This Week's Official Friend of Fiona is...Molly!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
2009 Lucky Fiona Collar Calendar Contest

* Dog or Cat must be wearing Lucky Fiona in the photograph.
* Due to reproduction laws no professional studio photos please.
* Email photographs to luckyfiona@comcast.net and please include Calendar Contest in the title of the email.
* The higher the resolution of the picture the better!
* Please also include your pet's name, age and mailing address with email submission.
* Email us with any additional questions! luckyfiona@comcast.net
Good Luck! We can't wait to see the submissions!!!
We love a rave...
Sincerely,
Kalin and Ellis
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Every Dog Has It's Day Planned to the Max

On the night we turned our clocks back for daylight-savings time, my husband and I went to bed with smiles on our faces, looking forward to that luxurious extra hour of slumber. Such a simple pleasure in these crazy time crunched days we live in.
At 4:45 a.m. it started. A faint whimper from the dog bed, the restless paws out-stretching, then the clickety-clack of dog nails on the hardwood floor, which immediately awoke the other two dogs. I felt warm doggy breath on my face as I played possum while squinting to see the clock. For the love of Pete, 4:56 a.m.!
As a wet nose scanned my face, it became immediately evident: Dogs do not understand the concept of daylight-savings-time. Their internal clocks cared nothing about an extra hour of sleep; they wanted breakfast at what they perceived to be their regular feeding time.
I continued to feign sleep, but by now the dogs were taking turns whining to communicate the early signs of supposed starvation. The tone and pitch of the whines getting more melodramatic by the moment. I nudged my husband, but a scan to my left showed his bald head swaddled in our down comforter like a newborn babe as he snoozed blissfully.
So I shuffled downstairs bleary eyes at 5:07 a.m., fed the dogs, then let them outside. "Perhaps I could still go back to bed" I thought to myself and in the same instant one of the dogs spotted their arch nemesis Mr. Squirrel in a tree and the chorus of shrill barking began. Wanting to keep the dream alive for others in the neighborhood who lay in sweet slumber I dashed outside in the morning chill in my PJ's and slippers. Reality set in as I extinguished the barking that my dream of that magic extra hour was also extinguished. Forced to start my day an hour earlier than planned I looked at three exuberant dogs and realized once again they are far wiser than I. Why waste that extra hour sleeping when you can just start your day sooner? So I did.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Dugan's Mailbag
