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Jeb likes a sweet smelling hiney |
The Basics Dog's Name: Jeb Dog's Gender: Male Dog's Breed: Border Collie/Golden Retriever Mix Name of Guardian: Laura Reynolds Guardian's email address: on record with LF Where does dog reside now: Greenwich, NY Rescue? Yes. What organization: Glen Highland Farm Sweet Border Collie Rescue About You Your best feature inside or out?: Punk Rock Mohawk What would you change if you could? I'm forced to live among horses and a bevy of barn cats who insist on stealing my thunder when I do something cute. Sometimes the humans don't notice because they're tending to the other species around here, so...you know...some housecleaning might be nice...starting with the cats.
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Smashing. Favorite part of day?: Whenever that treat jar is opened... Favorite human?: My mom Favorite treat?: Barn cat food.
Favorite place to spend time?: Hey, a guy's gotta have some secrets, yeah? If I tell you the kid will find me...or the barn cats.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: The By George. Because it works with my 80's punk rock hair. I guess you can say it brings out my inner Sid Vicous. It will suit me well while taking my walk of shame from a night out with a special lady.
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match Male? Female? Open?: I'm a ladies' man. Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: I like to play the field (or the dog park as the case may be.) If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Angelina Jolie. She's a hot bitch, human or canine. Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: Good hair. I have perfect hair so I like to see that same attribute in the lady dogs. Oh, and a sweet smelling hiney. What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: Excessive barking, eating poo as hors d'oeuvres Dream dog date?: A little tail chasing, a round of fetch, some Beggin Strips...and then we circle three times in our side-by-side baskets and sleep for 22 hours. Heaven!
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