The Basics
Dog's Name: Dixon Stapylton-Pratt
Dog's Gender: Male. All male. All day long.
Dog's Breed: Irish Red and White Setter
Name of Guardian: Kareyn Stapylton and Tim Pratt. aka Mom and Dad
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Toronto, Canada, moved to the US to live with Australian parents. I'm international - what can I say? And I have a VERY sexy trans-Pacific bark.
Where does dog reside now: Harrison NY, but am soon to relocate to Boston MA
Rescue? What organization: No
About You
Your most brag worthy physical feature: My dive-into-their-depths-and-die-in-their-velvety-brownness eyes. Failing that, my balls. If only I could find them....
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd definitely find my balls. Where the heck are those things....?? (Seriously - has anyone seen my badoobies?? They were here a minute ago....)
One word starting with "F" to describe you: Faithful; when I give my heart, it's forever.
Favorite time of year: Walk time, 24/7, 365
Favorite human: My Mom - the center of my universe and love of my life.
Favorite thing to do on a Saturday: Get into bed with Mom, sleep in, then walk, eat, play, nap - interspersed with long butt scratches. Ah, butt scratches! Sweet nectar of life!
Favorite thing to steal: I'm not *entirely* sure what it is, but I think it's called 'the damn socks'.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The Gotham - because it's edgy - like me.
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Female. I'm kinda alpha.
Are you a player or looking to settle down? Well, I want HER to settle down. Me - I'll drop by regularly to make sure she has eyes only for meeeeeee!
Most important thing in a significant other is: Submission. I'm that kind of dog. Failing that, the ability to share sticks.
Turn ons: Toilet rolls. I mean - for realz!
Turn offs: Someone who won't share their food. Having my anal glands removed. Like - seriously.
Where you see yourself in 5 years: Curled up in front of a fire with my Mom and all the bitches I've conquered.
What does the term "romance" mean to you? A bone. a BIG bone. A cute little woofer holding a big bone. Anyone who will share their bone. Failing that, long walks by the ocean followed by a little gratuitous humping before falling asleep, dreaming of said bone.
Dog's Name: Dixon Stapylton-Pratt
Dog's Gender: Male. All male. All day long.
Dog's Breed: Irish Red and White Setter
Name of Guardian: Kareyn Stapylton and Tim Pratt. aka Mom and Dad
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Toronto, Canada, moved to the US to live with Australian parents. I'm international - what can I say? And I have a VERY sexy trans-Pacific bark.
Where does dog reside now: Harrison NY, but am soon to relocate to Boston MA
Rescue? What organization: No
About You
Your most brag worthy physical feature: My dive-into-their-depths-and-
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: I'd definitely find my balls. Where the heck are those things....?? (Seriously - has anyone seen my badoobies?? They were here a minute ago....)
One word starting with "F" to describe you: Faithful; when I give my heart, it's forever.
Favorite time of year: Walk time, 24/7, 365
Favorite human: My Mom - the center of my universe and love of my life.
Favorite thing to do on a Saturday: Get into bed with Mom, sleep in, then walk, eat, play, nap - interspersed with long butt scratches. Ah, butt scratches! Sweet nectar of life!
Favorite thing to steal: I'm not *entirely* sure what it is, but I think it's called 'the damn socks'.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The Gotham - because it's edgy - like me.
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Female. I'm kinda alpha.
Are you a player or looking to settle down? Well, I want HER to settle down. Me - I'll drop by regularly to make sure she has eyes only for meeeeeee!
Most important thing in a significant other is: Submission. I'm that kind of dog. Failing that, the ability to share sticks.
Turn ons: Toilet rolls. I mean - for realz!
Turn offs: Someone who won't share their food. Having my anal glands removed. Like - seriously.
Where you see yourself in 5 years: Curled up in front of a fire with my Mom and all the bitches I've conquered.
What does the term "romance" mean to you? A bone. a BIG bone. A cute little woofer holding a big bone. Anyone who will share their bone. Failing that, long walks by the ocean followed by a little gratuitous humping before falling asleep, dreaming of said bone.
PS It's possible I'm not quite as strong and dominating as I appear. My Mom and Dad have been known to call me a big wuss. It's the tragedy of the Irish, what can I say? The first photo below is my doing my 'Blue Steel' catalogue look. But the second photo is me saying "Where iiiiiiis sheeeeeee??"
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