The spokesfeline for Carter replies:
"HRH Carter LeDoux would like to clarify that the lady's honor has not been compromised. The fair Fee has done nothing encourage Carter's advances aside from being gloriously lovely. Carter further expresses... *haaaaaaaaack haaaack hrrrrrrrk kak* ...sorry, hairball. Carter further expresses his regrets about his previous inflammatory statements towards Yoshi. Although he will most certainly continue to woo Lady Fiona he will allow her to make the (obvious) choice herself. He bears his rival no malice although he would be pleased to have Yoshi join him in a walk-off so that he can swish his big fluffy tail around and prance… *ahem* I mean, so that he can give Fiona a good look at her competitors. HRH will be in the northern New York area this summer for a… a what? a camping trip? … how common… uh… a… a wilderness expedition and would be happy to drop in on Yoshi and his lovely sister, Punkin, and the rest of the pack."
-Lord Kennebec Ghirardelli Rufftuff
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