Saturday, February 15, 2014

LOVE MATCH FOLLOW UP! LOVE MATCH WORKS!

Dearest Beatrix,
You have made me so happy! I was surfing the web when my humans were at work and I came across the head bitch blog spot. Imagine my consternation, shock and then joy when I read that Kassie returns my affections!
I have loved her forever, but I did not want her to think I was some sort of masher by coming on too strong.. Sexual harassment charges would be so mortifying!
I was the one who jumped up to share her chair, but then I lost my nerve and hopped up on the  arm of the chair. She looked away and my hopes were dashed!
I suppose you think we are silly acting like seventh graders at the first ever dance. Boys and girls line up on either side of the gym and don't make eye contact there either or so I have been told.
This is one long distance romance that will not fade as the dog parents are besties. We get to visit several times a year. Won't be often enough for me.
I will be proposing at the earliest opportunity as soon as the freaking snow stops and we can get out of Philly!
Thanks you again for your invaluable assistance. Without your intervention I would never have known.
With warmest regards,
Marley O'Brien

Friday, February 14, 2014

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #14 Gideon & Poppy
Last but certainly not least is Gideon and Poppy! Gideon asked for a gal pal with long legs and spots and sweetness and well Poppy certainly has long legs and spots! Poppy asked for...well she asked for a lot and Gideon seems like the kind of dude who may not stick around too long so this LOVE MATCH may work out for everybody! This LOVE MATCH is also somewhat marred by an email leak that was discovered early this a.m. from Beatrix the Matchmaker to Gideon. We have a copy here:

Dear Gideon,
   Look dude you have to take her. I know she is high maintenance. I live with her so I know exactly what you are in for but look at it this way, she is a trophy setter. The boys at the dog park will be totally impressed with your eye candy. Just focus on what she actually focuses on 99% of the day...how pretty she is. Somebody had to get matched with her, it's just math, don't take it personally. I'm not saying she is dumb but let's just say you could go out with her once and pretend to give her your phone number and give her the local Chinese Restaurant's phone number and it will take her awhile to figure out you gave her the slip. Take one for the Lucky Fiona Team buddy. 
Sincerely,
Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #13 Scout & Gemma

Scout is a tail man and whoa, check out Gemma's! Sweet Gemma wanted spots and we dare say Scout has some of the sweetest dots we've ever seen. But this LOVE MATCH is all about learning from one another. Gemma can sometimes be a bit, how shall we say, um snarky. Scout has a chill zen vibe that rubs off on all those around him. Beatrix thinks these star crossed lovers could learn from each other and be one of the greatest LOVE MATCHES in history! While chasing squirrels and enjoying treats these two can show that love knows no bounderies and if Gemma gets a little pushy then Scout just needs to look at that tail again. Hubba, hubba.

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LOVE MATCH #12 Huckleberry & Pixie

Huck and Pixie were an obvious LOVE MATCH as they are both have strong attachments with their Mommies and will probably be chaperoned on their first few dates whether they like it or not. Beatrix loved that they both have super long ears, perfect brown eyebrows and love to play outside. Pixie wants to teach Huckleberry how to catch snap peas in the air and he wants to make her a peanut butter sammie in the shape of a heart. If they can just ditch their Moms long enough to sneak a kiss Beatrix thinks it will be all fireworks for these two.

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LOVE MATCH #11 Jeb & Beatrix


Beatrix really had her pick for her own LOVE MATCH and when it came to finding a man that made her heart go pitter pat she fell for Jeb. Sure they both have punk rock mohawks but this match goes so much deeper! Jeb has passion and that is what Bea is all about. She was also smitten with his freckly nose and deep soul searching eyes. Beatrix also wants to start learning how to compete in Barn Hunt trials and with Jeb's keen interest in Barn Cat eradication he could teach her a lot! Beatrix is a busy gal and Jeb's carefree attitude about playing the field appealed to this modern gal. Plus she has the sweetest smelling hiney ever thanks to her Green Tea and Bergamont Dog Spray. That sweet bum is a Jeb magnet! Love is in the air for the Matchmaker and this self described Sid Vicious.

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 Love Match #10 Wally & Lucy

Beatrix is super excited about this LOVE MATCH! Wally needs a warm place to visit his gal pal as he disdains the cold. Lucy lives in the deep South. Lucy likes her boy toys smaller than her and Wally is...well, tiny. Lucy likes to nibble ears and Wally's best feature is his ears! Both love to play, play, play and NAP! Beatrix is pretty sure they will be married by year's end they are so well suited for one another. Wally and Lucy prove that opposite looking dogs can indeed attract. The only stumbling block to this LOVE MATCH may be that Wally has a band of human admirers cuckoo in love with him who may try to sabotage the relationship with him and sweet Lucy. If Lucy can just keep those crazy bitches away from her man we think this couple will go far.

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LOVE MATCH #8 Howie & Lilah

Part of what makes Beatrix such a supreme matchmaker is that she knows it is better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all. It is with this in mind she LOVE MATCHES Howard and Lilah. Face it, they are young and reckless and this is puppy love kiddos, not meant to last. Lilah has an orange ball obsession that Howie won't fully take the time to understand the scope of at first because "she is a total babe" and he has a gas problem that she will find charming at first because he is "like a total hunk" Fast forward a few months after they fall hard for one another and she's accusing him of stealing the orange ball to play with that bitch labradoodle that keeps texting him and he's not falling for her soulful eyes anymore because she's constantly needing attention and ice cream. Still, there is nothing like first love, so full of passion and hearts skipping a beat! Go forth young lovers!

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #8 Melvin & Savannah 


Love is in the air for these two older pooches! But don't you dare call them geriatric! Savannah can run and play and wrestle with the best of them and Melvin can take on an agility course like a young whippersnapper. Both are looking for a special LOVE MATCH that can enjoy some active time yet still relax and reflect on the "good old days" together. Savannah describes herself as a silver fox and Melvin is looking for a Betty White type so Beatrix has made a match that will have you saying "you can teach an old dog some new love tricks!"

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE Match #7 Buckley & Mia

Beatrix sometimes says the ears are the window to the soul and hence she has made this epic LOVE MATCH between Mia and Buckley. I mean the two of them could just spend most of their dates talking about how amazing and long their ears are. Both love to play hard and wrestle and have adorable freckles. They will be the best looking couple wherever they go with their coordinating coat colors. Most importantly Mia is looking for somebody to sneak over her house when her Dad is not home. Buckley is a sloppy water drinker which will for sure "bust" him when Chuck comes home and finds the water bowl covered in Basset drool.

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #6 Popper & Adeline


This love match is based on that white fluffy stuff that has plagued us all winter all over the country. SNOW. Yup, Popper and Adeline love the stuff. Adeline was looking for somebody to make snow angels with and Popper was looking for a lass who would find it charming when he sticks his head in it for no apparent reason except to enjoy the chilly wet flakes on his nose. Beatrix finds this winter couple charming. They'll wake up early on the weekends to go to REI for new snow gear and then do a little cross country snow running. They'll brag to other couples how it's really not that cold out once you get moving. (other doggie couples will smile politely as they dream of spring) According to the groundhog winter is lasting till May so this couple has a lot of time to find true love in the tundra! 

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #5 Jack and Beatrix

Jack was looking for a sweet orange girl and Derby was looking for a warm hearted boy. We have all the makings of a true Lucky Fiona love story with these two kind hearted spotty pooches who love peanut butter. They both like to snuggle and hunt birds and run. Beatrix thinks they will be the golden couple that everybody else can't stand. You know the type, finishing each other's sentences and wearing matching collars totally without planning. They'll call each other "snoogums" and do a lot of PDA which will annoy and depress every single dog they meet. These two have everything it takes to go the distance! SMOOCH!

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #4 Gibson & Daphne

Daphne was looking for a handsome sweet man who is bigger than her to play with and Gibson wanted a girly girl to show off to the other boys at the dog park. These two crazy kids just might have what it takes to make it in the long haul of love. But the true spark between them is not that he loves her crooked legs or that she adores the fact he can appreciate chilling out like a hound...it's their deep appreciation for cheese. Yes, this love match is all about that chilled delicacy that comes out of the fridge. It may be cheesy (oh that Beatrix and her puns) but this is a perfect LOVE MATCH. (now pass the string cheese)

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #3 Teddy & Dixie


Teddy wanted a fluffy gal who looks like Charlize Theron and Dixie was looking for a fluffy fella who had the captivating demeanor of Nicolas Cage. Both love food and we predict that their first date will involve eating as both are very preoccupied with when the next meal is coming. The real love story here is the EYEBROWS. Both have exceptional eyebrows and Beatrix knew then they'd only have eyes for each other. (BTW -Teddy originally said pointy ears were a deal breaker but once he saw Dixie's golden fluff it was love at first wag!)

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #14 Gideon & Poppy

Gideon wanted long legs, spots and sweetness and that is Poppy. Sure she is a little high maintenance but Gideon is not looking to get serious so this was the best match Beatrix could come up with! The following is a private letter leaked to Lucky Fiona from Beatrix to Gideon:

Dear Gideon,
    Look dude, you have to take her. I'm out of other LOVE MATCH options. I know she is a pain in the ass, I live with her. But just try to focus on the same thing she does 99% of the day...she's really pretty. She's total eye candy Gideon and you can brag to all the other fellas about this show dog you are dating. Please don't hold it against me Gideon, somebody had to get stuck with her. If it's any consolation she is not that bright so you could probably give her a phone number for the local Chinese restaurant and she wouldn't figure out for weeks you're giving her the slip. Take one for the Lucky Fiona Team. Sincerely - Beatrix 

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

Love Match #2 Della & Pogue
Beatrix had her hands full with this LOVE MATCH since she received a few anonymous emails from other contestants who were terrified of being matched with Della because of her rather, um, outgoing personality and her recent video leak of her first thing in the morning. But Bea is confident this is the match of the century! Della is a strong confident gal and Pogue is the biggest pushover in the world. Both like to stir up trouble a bit. Della likes to growl and swear like a sailor, Pogue is deaf so she could call him names all day long and he will be oblivious. Both like to sleep in late. Pogue lives in a house full of pushy bitches so he could handle Della in stride. He just hopes he is enough of a hosscat for her.

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

Love Match #1 Amadeus & Piper


Beatrix feels these two are a perfect LOVE MATCH for several reasons. They are both a bit wary of strangers and if they both stood on their hind legs they would be the perfect height for one another to slow dance. He wants a girl with fluffy flowing hair and Piper sheds a small pony of white hair daily. Piper wants a Hugh Jackman type which Amadeus totally is with his tall dark looks and charming demeanor. Beatrix predicts these two will be serious before long, mainly because Piper will not let anybody get between them. Like for reals, Piper will guard Amadeus from anybody that comes between them. She's a bit Akbash intense that way, we're not calling her a bat shit crazy stalker but this love story has all the makings of a Lifetime movie starring some old has-been from Melrose Place as the female lead. 

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

LOVE MATCH Contestant #711 BEATRIX

Beatrix is the Matchmaker looking for a match. 



The Basics
Dog's Name: Beatrix Elizabeth Barry
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: English Setter/Supermodel/Don't know who or what my Daddy was (hence why I am still in therapy)
Name of Guardian: Shannon & Alex
Guardian's email address: on file w/Lucky Fiona
Where was dog born: Ohio (Mom was a Kentucky Shelter pull who fostered in the Buckeye State)
Where does dog reside now: Illinois
Rescue? What organization: YES! OESR

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: My lovely lined eyes. Some say they are bewitching. I just say they are like the great Nefertiti - full of wisdom and power.
What would you change if you could?: I would insist all corporations be mandated to create 0% waste and use green technologies. Oh, change about myself? Well I wish that I had focused more on global economics in grad school and less on European literature and dead languages.
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Sagacious.
Favorite part of day?: Morning. Each new day is full of infinite possibilities.
Favorite human?: My Mum

Least Favorite human?: The vet. That evil villain makes me wear what he calls a "party hat" like I am a stupid child. I know that thing is a muzzle dumbass. 
Favorite treat?: I adore lamb lungs. Such wonderful little nibbles!
Favorite place to spend time?: Under the ottoman in the mud room. It's my secret hiding spot where I get to meditate.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: I'm a big fan of the Tea with Beatrix, it's a classic print with a timeless beauty.

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Open
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: Casual. Until there is marriage equality recognized everywhere I refuse to commit formally to another.
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: James Woods - have you seen his IQ number?
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: I love a dog that keeps me smiling and likes to play rough but understands when I am tired of playing you need to just chill out. Also I have a thing for dogs with expressive eyes and a poetic soul.
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: Don't try to steal my bully stick. Don't even think it. 

Dream dog date?: We'd start off having puppicinos at Starbucks, we'd bark at the barista like they were a terrorist and then read Forbes magazine together while considering existential concepts in today's modern society. Then we would go to the dog park and run and run and run. We'd share a clean bowl of water and you will not slobber in it because I do not like drooly water. Then we'd go to my house and stand on the deck rail while watching for intruders while DogMum grills us a steak which we would share. We'd end our date with a foreign film at the local theater and I may give you gentle kisses if you treat me like the lady I am. 

Monday, February 10, 2014

LOVE MATCH Contestant #564 ADELINE

Take time to smell the peonies with Adeline
Dog's Name:  Adeline Greyhame Rieboldt
Dog's Gender: LADY
Dog's Breed: english setter
Name of Guardian: mumma and that boy one (Sara & Zach to you)
Guardian's email address:  on file w/LF
Where was dog born: Willmar, Minnesota
Where does dog reside now:  in-the-den Whitefish Bay, WI
Rescue? What organization:  n/a

About You
Your best feature inside or out?:  my delightful setter smell.  its all natural.
What would you change if you could?:  thumbs.  opposable or otherwise. i would be unstoppable.
One word starting with "S" to describe you:  dainty (i’m a dog. spelling is not my forte. my mom wanted me to say stubborn. but i’m not. so dainty. definitely.)
Favorite part of day?:  every single part
Favorite human?:  is a cat human?  i really like that cat in my house
Least Favorite human?:  every one that refers to me as a long-haired dalmatian.  rubes.
Favorite treat?:  bully stick! himalayan chew! peanut butter!
Favorite place to spend time?:  in the woods, in the water, in the house
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?:  i’ve never seen one that i didn’t love, but i only just got my first one (The Matcher). its my favorite because its my first. and only.
 
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?:  open
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain:  anything can happen … but i’m not even two yet
        If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: well that ze frank guy really seems to get me…
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: extreme playing
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?:  i’ve never met a dog i didn’t love

Dream dog date?:  first we’d wake up and have a nice long chew on a bully stick, then we’d go zoom through the woods at the dog park til lunch, then we’d spend hours and hours swimming in the lake in the afternoon sun, then we’d fish for ice cubes out of the same water dish, then we’d make snow angels until it gets dark, then we’d chase fireflies around the backyard until mom says its time for bed, then we’d curl up on opposite sides of the couch (i need my space) and have sweet setter dreams until morning.


LOVE MATCH Contestant #462 POPPER


Cheese please?

The Basics
Dog's Name: Popper
Dog's Gender: Male
Dog's Breed:English Setter
Name of Guardian: Mary Kay and Tim Prusnick and the little Prusnick Gals
Guardian's email address: on file w/LF
Where was dog born: Who knows?
Where does dog reside now: Hanover Park, Illinois
Rescue? What organization:OESR

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: My gorgeous golden eyes
What would you change if you could?:If I had a heavier coat, I could probably stay outside even longer.  I LOVE THE SNOW!
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Strident
Favorite part of day?: When I get to go outside
Favorite human?: My girl, Maeve

Least Favorite human?:The Mailman!
Favorite treat?: Cheese, please
Favorite place to spend time?: Under the covers with my girl, Maeve.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: An awesome vintage Bandana print.  It's really tough and I've had it since I was a little puppy (Thanks, Foster DogMom!)

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?:Open
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: I'm looking for a fun buddy that loves to run and jump and play in the snow
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Lindsay Vonn! She loves the snow as much as me.  Plus I have no idea what she's doing with that golfer!
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: Someone who loves to run and jump as much as I do.  

What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: Someone who is afraid to get dirty, stick their head in the snow or steal shoes.  Life is too short not to play.
Dream dog date?:We could chase my squirrels and the flying bird shadows.  After an hour of doing that, we could come in and play with my squeaky pheasant.  You can squeak it all you want, because I can't hear it, so it doesn't ever bother me.  Then we could snuggle on the couch for hours.  Until it's time to go back outside.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

LOVE MATCH Contestant #431 MIA

Mia has spots that would make any LOVE MATCH drool.


The Basics
Dog's Name: Mia
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: English Setter
Name of Guardian: Chuck & Lorraine Shefflette
Guardian's email address: on file w/LF
Where was dog born: Michigan
Where does dog reside now: Chesapeake Beach, MD
Rescue? What organization: Yes / OESR

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: It would have to be my wonderful coloring. I mean, just look at me, aren't I gorgeous?
What would you change if you could?: Nothing, I like me just the way I am!
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Sneaky
Favorite part of day?: Anytime my dad comes home
Favorite human?: My dad

Least Favorite human?: I'm not sure I have a least favorite human. Maybe my old family, but hey, they gave me up and I got here!
Favorite treat?: Hey, that's a tough one, I like pretty much anything, but peanut butter and yogurt are pretty high on my list.
Favorite place to spend time?: Snuggled up next to my dad on the couch.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: I like them all, but the Guinness looks especially good on me!

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match

Male? Female? Open?: Open
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: I'm not in it for serious, I'm just looking for someone to hang with when my dad's not around.
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: I don't know, I haven't met any human celebrities.
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: I like sensitive dogs who like chasing squirrels and rabbits and barking at anything that moves.
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: I just can't stand to be bossed around, and I definitely don't share my food or treats.
Dream dog date?: think my dream date would be to hang out in the back yard, chase squirrels and rabbits, bark at the neighbors' kids when they run up and down our fence, and maybe chase each other around for a while and wrestle a bit. We could do that for a while, then we could go inside and have a nice snack and a quick nap. Then we could do it all over again.

LOVE MATCH Contestant #755 PIXIE

Check out those ears...hubbahubba. 


The Basics
Dog's Name: Pixie
Dog's Gender: Female

Dog's Breed: English Setter
Name of Guardian: Holly Christensen
Guardian's email address: on file with Lucky Fiona
Where was dog born: North Carolina

Where does dog reside now: Plymouth, Michigan
Rescue? What organization: ACES - Another Chance for English Setters

About You

Your best feature inside or out?: I am sleek with just the right amount of feather. My ears grow super long and everyone seems to like that. But best of all, I smell really, really good. My mom is always trying to inhale me.
What would you change if you could?: Change? I can’t think of anything. Maybe if I were a little bigger so I could kick my dumb brother’s ass but really that hasn’t held me back that much.
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 
Favorite part of day?: Morning! EARLY MORNING. When it’s time to get everyone up and give me my breakfast.
Favorite human?: My mom. And my dad. It’s really close. Hard to pick just one.
Least Favorite human?: That guy who put his Irish Setter on top of his car. Hate that guy.
Favorite treat?: I am on a Sugar Snap Pea kick right now.
Favorite place to spend time?: On the couch next to my mom, if she is home. Otherwise my post is at the back door watching for squirrels. Which must be chased off.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: I love my pink ones the best. I’ll say last year’s Heart’s and Flowers. Mom says I have a new one coming and I can’t wait!



What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male.
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: Casual for now, but if I fall in love…
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Jonny Lee Miller. I think he could keep up with me.Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: I like a dog who is a fast runner and up for some mischief.
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: No couch potatoes need apply. Also no rough playing.
Dream dog date?: Running in a big park where there are plenty of butterflies to hunt. I’m a great leaper and I can go all day.

Friday, February 7, 2014

LOVE MATCH Contestant #655 BUCKLEY

Kissable freckles make Buckley irresistible.
 The Basics
Dog's Name: My full name is Buckley St. James. 
Dog's Gender: Male
Dog's Breed: Basset Hound
Name of Guardian: Wesley & Laura Diers
Guardian's email address: on file w/LF
Where was dog born: ???
Where does dog reside now: Lawrenceville, Georgia    
Rescue? What organization: Yes – Basset Hound Rescue of Georgia

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: My kissable nose surrounded by freckles
What would you change if you could?: I have seizures (they are rare, but still scary) – I would like for those to go away FOREVER!
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Sloppy – My DogMom and DogDad say I am the sloppiest eater and drinker in our house.  So I get a “little” water on the floor…
Favorite part of day?: Around 4:45pm – me and my houndie siblings get the zoomies BIG TIME!!! Lots of fun for all J
Favorite human?: My DogMom – she has the best lap to curl up on.
Least Favorite human?: The people at the vet that clip my nails… I hate that.
Favorite treat?: Lucy’s poop… I am not supposed to eat it, but that makes it even more of a delight.  I have to be sneaky and quick. 
Favorite place to spend time?: Anywhere UNDER a blanket.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: “The Buckley” 2013… great name and great looking collar.  What is there not to like? J

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?:  Female
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: Casual – I have done the serious thing in the past.  It’s not for me. 

If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Rebecca Romijn – she’s smokin’ hot!

Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: I would like a girl that likes to be chased and loves to play.  I also would like girl that can keep up with me when we play, but one that also enjoys a good nap. I would like a female that is about the same size as me, or bigger.  I can play a little rough for a small dog.

What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: I do not like yappy dogs that are constantly being picked up so I cannot smell them.

Dream dog date?: Trip to the dog park filled with lots of running, smelling new thing, chasing and barking.  Followed by a snack and a long nap under a blanket J

LOVE MATCH Contestant #833 Gemma


Gemma is pointing to a future filled with LOVE.
The Basics

















Dog's Name: Gemma Wren
Dog's Gender: female
Dog's Breed: English setter
Name of Guardian: Hiliary Shelton
Guardian's email address: on file w/LF
Where was dog born: Beaver, West Virginia
Where does dog reside now: Roanoke, Virginia
Rescue? What organization: n/a

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: My eyebrows...or my pretty long tail....or my muscular legs....everything about me is perfect.
What would you change if you could?: Nothing at all....well, maybe I'd have a bit more hair.
One word starting with "S" to describe you: Star.....snarky works too.
Favorite part of day?: Morning time! I get up at 6:30 every morning. I wake my mom and dad up by slamming myself into the door and whining. Then I get to go outside and chase the school buses with my sister. And then its time for breakfast!!
Favorite human?: My mom and dad

Least Favorite human?: The mailman
Favorite treat?: Crawfish biscuits...they are awesome!
Favorite place to spend time?: Either in bed or outside chasing birds
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: The zagnut! Its fun and has a lot of colors...and to be honest, it just looks great on me.

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: Casual...I'm too young and pretty to settle down quite yet.
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Johnny Depp...I don't think I need to explain that one.
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: Spots, long legs and a muscular build
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: Alphas, I'm the top dog here. Any dog that has an interest in my mom, I will bite you if you come too close and take her affections away from me.

Dream dog date?: We would go running in a big open field for hours. We could play chase and hunt birds or squirrels and even play some tug. Then we would go out to the pet store to pick our favorite treats out. Finally, we would go back to my house for a movie and a cuddle on the bed next to my mom....but he can't get too close to her.

LOVE MATCH Contestant #386 LUCY


Lucy is a crazy redhead boys. 
The Basics
Dog's Name: My full name is Lucille Desiree – I was named after the fabulous Lucille Ball.  We are both red heads and full of spunk!!!
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: Bloodhound
Name of Guardian: Wesley & Laura Diers
Guardian's email address: on file with LF          
Where was dog born: West Virginia
Where does dog reside now: Lawrenceville, Georgia    
Rescue? What organization: Yes – Southeast Bloodhound Rescue

About You
Your best feature inside or out?: My beautiful brown eyes and long ears.
What would you change if you could?: I have major food allergies.
One word starting with "S" to describe you: I’m SEXY and I know it J
Favorite part of day?: Around 4:45pm – me and my houndie siblings get the zoomies BIG TIME!!! Lots of fun for all J
Favorite human?: My DogDad – he’s the best
Least Favorite human?: Haven’t met a human I didn’t like…
Favorite treat?: With my allergies, my treats are VERY limited.  I do, however, LOVE the rabbit treats I am allowed to have.  Also, I have recently discovered that snow is pretty awesome to eat!!!!
Favorite place to spend time?: Curled up in the tightest ball on the couch sandwiched between my houndie siblings. 
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why?: I am not sure of the name, but it has monarch butterflies and flowers on it.  It is AWESOME and I look awesome in it J

   What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?:  Male
Are you looking for a casual or serious relationship? Explain: Last year I was looking for a    serious relationship because “I do not mess around”… But I am singing a different tune this year.  CASUAL and CRAZY!  Watch out!
If you could date a human celebrity that turned into a canine who would it be?: Desi Arnaz (AKA Ricky Ricardo)…. DUH!!  “Hey Lucy, I’m home”…
Explain what makes your heart go pitter pat in another dog?: I am looking for someone that is very active and who can keep up with a nonstop girl like me.  I would also like a man that enjoys singing (howling), as it is one of my favorite past times.  I like my men smaller than me.  I am a pretty big girl, but am gentle.   I also would prefer a dog that has ears I can nibble on, because I like to initiate play that way. 
What attributes in a doggie partner are a deal breaker?: I do not like yappy dogs, and also, I do not like to be mounted!!!

Lucy wants to nibble your ears...yowza!
Dream dog date?: Long hike, followed by a wrestling session.  A confession of our love for each other by performing a duet in the backyard so the entire neighborhood can hear.  Lastly, we cuddle up to take a long nap.