Friday, February 14, 2014

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #8 Howie & Lilah

Part of what makes Beatrix such a supreme matchmaker is that she knows it is better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all. It is with this in mind she LOVE MATCHES Howard and Lilah. Face it, they are young and reckless and this is puppy love kiddos, not meant to last. Lilah has an orange ball obsession that Howie won't fully take the time to understand the scope of at first because "she is a total babe" and he has a gas problem that she will find charming at first because he is "like a total hunk" Fast forward a few months after they fall hard for one another and she's accusing him of stealing the orange ball to play with that bitch labradoodle that keeps texting him and he's not falling for her soulful eyes anymore because she's constantly needing attention and ice cream. Still, there is nothing like first love, so full of passion and hearts skipping a beat! Go forth young lovers!

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