Friday, February 14, 2014

LOVE MATCHES 2014 by Beatrix the Matchmaker

LOVE MATCH #14 Gideon & Poppy
Last but certainly not least is Gideon and Poppy! Gideon asked for a gal pal with long legs and spots and sweetness and well Poppy certainly has long legs and spots! Poppy asked for...well she asked for a lot and Gideon seems like the kind of dude who may not stick around too long so this LOVE MATCH may work out for everybody! This LOVE MATCH is also somewhat marred by an email leak that was discovered early this a.m. from Beatrix the Matchmaker to Gideon. We have a copy here:

Dear Gideon,
   Look dude you have to take her. I know she is high maintenance. I live with her so I know exactly what you are in for but look at it this way, she is a trophy setter. The boys at the dog park will be totally impressed with your eye candy. Just focus on what she actually focuses on 99% of the day...how pretty she is. Somebody had to get matched with her, it's just math, don't take it personally. I'm not saying she is dumb but let's just say you could go out with her once and pretend to give her your phone number and give her the local Chinese Restaurant's phone number and it will take her awhile to figure out you gave her the slip. Take one for the Lucky Fiona Team buddy. 
Sincerely,
Beatrix the Matchmaker

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