Monday, February 8, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #14 Emma

The Basics

Dog's Name: Emma
Dog's Gender: Female 
Dog's Breed: English Setter
Name of Guardian: Marcie P.
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: my mom thinks Washington.. I don't really remember but Seattle would be neat wouldn't it?
Where does dog reside now: Ohio
Rescue? Yes... What organization: Our English Setter Rescue

About You
What everybody notices first about you:  my eyes
Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: both , but I seal the deal with my kindness and my comedic nature..
One word starting with "P" to describe you: patience
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : mysterious things out side the fence when I am outside by myself. 1) you can never be too careful and 2) it guarantees that I won't be outside by myself for long BOL.. those silly boys I live with always come running
Favorite person: I love my mom and dad
Favorite other animal: Do stuffed Animals count? Cuz I luv stuffies.. If not I do adore my brother Jack.
Favorite human food: everything of course.. if it's good enough for you then I want it.
What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Melissa McCarthy
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: the Dapple Memorial Collar
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? I am going to be 6 years old this year..I think I am ready to settle down
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: I don't like bullies, humping, or stealing.   I love to share but If you steal my stuff I will stalk you all over the yard till you give it back.
What kind of kisser are you: I give soft kisses
Favorite place to snuggle: in my mom's bed
First love: my first family.. but my new forever family is the best and I even love Gideon.
What does the term "love" mean to you? faithful adoration. . I will love and adore you no matter what. .

Friday, February 5, 2016

What happens when a cat steals a cellphone...

The Basics
Dog's Name: Isabel the cat
Dog's Gender: female
Dog's Breed: bearcat
Name of Guardian: I guard myself (and also my hooman: Sara)
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: The Holy Lands of Wisconsin
Where does dog reside now:  Milwaukee
Rescue? What organization: yes. I saved myself. by being cute. 

About You
What everybody notices first about you: my petite figure. I basically never grew out of bearkitten size. I am pretty much like one of those really cute baby goats that are running amok on the Internet these days. But don't try to put a sweater on me. I will cut you. The point is, I'm little. 


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: by sheer force of my own will. 


One word starting with "P" to describe you: purrrfect (heh, heh)

Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : puh-lease. Barking is so pedestrian. I growl. Like a real catdog. At whatever I want. Whenever I want. 

Favorite person: the one petting me

Favorite other animal: that dogdog that I let live here; the big black & white one. I can't be bothered with names. Anyway, I loooove to tormen... I mean... play with her. By play I mean run up to her and swat her nose and then be gone before she can even react. And if she chases me? Heh, heh. Then I use my mad parkour skills and ninja myself somewhere she can see me but can't reach me. Like the top of the fridge. Heh, heh. 

Favorite human food: any sort of unguarded protein. I'm a carnivore. 

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The Bearcat. Because it was named after me, even if Shannon didn't know it. And because that dogdog that I let live here has it too. She hates when someone has the same collar she does. Heh, heh. 

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: I don't believe in labels

Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? And limit myself to just one partner? No way. Polyamory all the way. 

Zero tolerance for this in another dog: stealing my food or eating my poop

What kind of kisser are you: the lick-your-nose-first type


Favorite place to snuggle: the head of the nearest hooman. or their laptop. Same idea. 

First love: Snowball (so what if it was a dog toy. I refuse to be limited by your antiquated definition of "cat.")


What does the term "love" mean to you?  The usual stuff: darting through open doors, yowling at closed doors, napping in sunbeams, catnip, canned tuna, me purring.

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #13 Riley

The Basics
Dog's Name: Riley
Dog's Gender: Female

Dog's Breed: German Shorthaired Pointer
Name of Guardian: Autumn
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Pennsylvania
Where does dog reside now: New Jersey
Rescue? My mum and I volunteer for the German Shorthaired Pointer Rescue of NJ

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My velveteen ears


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain:  Looks…I look marvelous


One word starting with "P" to describe you: PointerPrimadonna
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at:  My mum to throw the ball and then again when she doesn’t throw it fast enough.
Favorite person:  My mum…or maybe my aunt
Favorite other animal: Phoebe, she’s my GSP sister from another mister


Favorite human food:  Anything my mum gets from the food trucks while working rescue events.


What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Ali Larter
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why:  Love is love….it was my first

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Open
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? Currently, a serial dater, waiting for the right one.
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Stealing my bully sticks


What kind of kisser are you: No kissing, I’m more hands on.


Favorite place to snuggle: Under the covers or in my cozy cave.



First love: Tennis balls and more tennis balls.


What does the term "love" mean to you?  Love is a ball, round like the moon.  Love is a ball its bounce makes me swoon.  Love is a ball, it rolls in my yard.  Love is a ball, it’s easy not hard.


Wednesday, February 3, 2016

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #12 Hank Williams

The Basics
Dog's Name: 
Hank Williams a/k/a H-Dub or Hanky Panky

Dog's Gender: 
100% Boy
Dog's Breed: 
English Setter (Tri)
Name of Guardian: 
Wendy and Dale J.
Guardian's email address: on file

Where was dog born: South East of the Mississippi in a state called Arkansas
Where does dog reside now: 
Arizona
Rescue? What organization: 
Southwest English Setter Rescue

About You
What everybody notices first about you: 
I am bigger than the average size field setter… but it is usually my deep and musical bark that will turn the onlooker my way! **WINK** **WINK**

Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: 
Oh, well I am told by many I am super handsome with eyelashes any lady would dream of having… My personality is as strong as defensive tackle on any great football team! Go DENVER!!! I can literally bowl anyone over with my extra big personality.

One word starting with "P" to describe you: 
PaRtY!!!!!!!
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : 
GAWD…. I love parcel delivery service! I can hear the postman, FedEx or UPS man blocks before he rounds my corner!
Favorite person: 
Besides Mom and Dad… duhhhh.... it would have to be the mailman… I can rely on him to be at my door at least 6 days a week… not even a storm will stop that guy from visiting me almost daily… Favorite other animal: LoVe, LoVe… and LoVe my brothers… The redhead seems to see and think the same as me… bright shiny things (other say they can’t see) are awesome to scare with our loud barks or bury under feet of turf.

Favorite human food: 
Human food is supposed to taste bad??????


What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Jackie Gleason
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: 
The Pixie… it was my first and exaggerates my party personality!

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: 
Furever partner… male menopause (neuter) or what mom calls “brain surgery” complete with tutoring, has made H-Dub desire any dog with like IQ… if yea know what I mean!!!
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? 
This boy is looking to settle down… I have wondered the field more miles than should have ever been tolerated… Only room for one fish in my ocean!
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: 
Never wakeup a “sleeping beauty”… one must be allowed peaceful, undisturbed beauty rest… 

What kind of kisser are you: 
All Tongue!!!.... Aint nothing I haven’t lapped a lip around!

Favorite place to snuggle: 
In bed with my humans… of course…!

First love: 
Life…! <3

What does the term "love" mean to you?  
Second chances and humans that understand dogs like me!

LOVE MATCH CONTESTANT #11 Zoey



The Basics
Dog's Name: Zoey
Dog's Gender: Female
Dog's Breed: Heinz 57 (the shelter had me listed as a lab/rottweiler mix)
Name of Guardian: Nicole 
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: Ohio
Where does dog reside now: Columbus, OH
Rescue? What organization: Adopted from CHA

About You
What everybody notices first about you: My ferocious bark! Oh, and how pretty I am.


Do you win others over with looks or personality, explain: Both looks and personality. I give them my best puppy dog eyes and rub my face on their legs and then lean on them. They can't help but pet me. 


One word starting with "P" to describe you: Paramount
Favorite thing to bark like a maniac at : Other dogs, people in uniforms, and anything that comes out of nowhere and startles me.
Favorite person: My mom
Favorite other animal: My long time friend, Ripley. He's the best dog friend ever!


Favorite human food: Chicken, peanut butter, and popcorn

What human celebrity would play you in a Lifetime movie: Shirley MacLaine 
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: The one I'm wearing in the picture (forgot the name) because it's my very first LF collar! <3

What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Male. I'm not that friendly with the females.
Are you a serial dater or looking to settle down? I'm over the serial dating scene. It's time to settle down in my old age.
Zero tolerance for this in another dog: Hyperactive! Nothing worse than an immature mongrel bouncing around on your head. *eyeroll*


What kind of kisser are you: Lots of tongue, but not sloppy. 


Favorite place to snuggle: Someplace soft and warm. Couches are really nice. 


First love: Ripley. What can I say? He's the best!


What does the term "love" mean to you?  Respect. Respect my space and I shall love you always.