Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Love Triangle Rocks Lucky Fiona!





SCANDAL! (pictured from left to right : Yoshi, Fiona, Carter)

Sources close to Lucky Fiona spokesdog and super-doggie-model Fiona are reporting the lovely setter is involved in a love triangle that corporate officials are trying to keep mum! For months now Fiona has been devoted to boyfriend Yoshi - a rescued ACES English Setter who resides in Brooklyn, New York. As recently as Valentines Day the two were exchanging love notes via their Dogster websites and keeping their long distance romance alive. But sources that choose to remain anonymous say Fiona has caught the fancy of Carter, ironically also an ACES English Setter rescue who resides in Ohio. "Fiona has a bit of the wandering eye, and Carter has been flowering her with attention" reports a person close to Fiona. A friend of the setter also tells us "Carter has basically issued a challenge to Yoshi as he will stop at nothing to win Fiona's affections."
Meanwhile company Head Bitch Shannon Barry released this statement to the press "I can neither confirm nor deny the recent allegations made against our company spokesdog Fiona. I think what remains important here is that the media respects Fiona's privacy during this difficult time. To see our new spring styles go to www.luckyfiona.etsy.com"
Is this supposed romance all just a publicity stunt to sell more collars? Will Fiona break poor Yoshi's heart? Will Carter do whatever it takes to win the spotty paw of dear Fiona?
Check in soon as this story continues!

1 comment:

  1. Too funny! Good luck Fiona you have some decisions to make!

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