Jethro: "wellll, i don't rightly get all of the dang fuss about this collar stuff. i mean, they're purty and all but if i cain't eat it, then i ain't usually interested. but since my momma likes me to wear one all of the dang time, i guess i'd maybe like that there one with the spring chickens on it. thank you kindly, ma'am."
Scout: "ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod! someone thinks i look dandy? i mean, dandy?!?! that's, like, totally awesome and stuff! once i told all of the other dogs in the neighborhood they were like 'oh my god, scout! you are so totally awesome and we want to totally be just like you!' and i was like 'duh. i am, like, so totally awesome!' thank you thank you! i think i like the poindexter collar the best. it's, like, totally cute and it'll make me look smart and stuff. like, y'know?"
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