This thing is literally the sh*t...

Sometimes the silliest thing in the world can make you laugh. I'm not one for gross-out humor, but when my pal Jill sent me a care package of dog toys that included this little gem I bust out cackling. Mr. Poops story on the back of the package was even funnier. Since his inclusion in the setter dog toy bin, he has been deemed a favorite. Dugan loves to run around squeeking and flipping Mr.Poops in the air. Which makes me laugh. Hell, just saying "Mr. Poops" makes me giggle. Seeing Mr. Poops in the middle of the living room floor at 6:00a.m. when you are bleery eyed is not as funny, until you sigh with relief it is not the real thing, but simply Mr. Poops. I especially love the packing has a disclaimer to not flush Mr. Poops down the toilet. I suggest if you are in need of some humor in your life picking up your dog his or her own Mr. Poops today.

Back of packaging:

Abandoned at birth, Mr. Poops could not understand why no one would want him. Alone, in the hot sun, he was left to dry out with no hope of survival. With each passing dog he hoped that he would not be so dried out that no one would recognize him as they sniffed looking to find their own family. Good fortune fell upon Mr. Poops when a rain storm washed him into a storm drain where we was able to float his way to a store near you. Please adopt Mr. Poops and give him the family he deserves. Reunite him with a dog that wants to put Mr. Poops in their mouth and squeak him with the unconditional love only a dog could provide.
Mr. Poops is approximately 10" tall and 2" in diameter
This is a novelty toy. Do not let your pet play with this toy unsupervised, and do not allow your pet to remove or ingest any part of the toy including the squeakers. This toy is not intended for children. Do not place in or flush down toilet, backup may result.