Monday, August 31, 2009
This Week's Friends of Fiona are... Ruby & Timmy
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Things you learn from watching TV all day with Setters Part 1
2. All episodes of Baby Story are the same. We want a baby, blah,blah,blah. Let's paint the nursery. Oh, now I have to push. Blah,blah, blah, life is now wonderful. Yet, I still watch.
3. All the movies I loved in the 80's are pretty lame-ass now as I re-watch them. In the past week I have viewed classics like "Mannequin" "Back to School" "Weekend at Bernies" and "Footloose" and um, I'm embarrassed I paid money to go to the theater for them. (well, maybe not Footloose - I still knew the whole soundtrack)
4. Some of the makeovers on HGTV are downright ridiculous. Yesterday I watched a perfectly nice sun porch get remodeled in "Mexicanavian" a mixture of Mexican and Scandinavian style. It was as bad as you can imagine - blank white spaces with mosaic glass scattered in them.
5. That Billy Mays guy on the Kaboom and Oxyclean commercials is just as annoying as ever even though you want to feel bad that he is dead.
6. That Pedigree commercial with the homeless dogs makes me tear up every time and I find myself flipping the channel as soon as it comes on. Then I feel guilty about it.
7. Lifetime Made for TV movies are gems in themselves. Who knew Nancy McKeon and Meredith Baxter Birney had so many roles post-sitcom years? A delicious treat yesterday was my gal Tori Spelling starring in "Co-Ed Call Girl" It was delicious in it's absurdity.
8. Dr. Phil is not any easier to watch even when you are half asleep and on pain killers.
9. The following movies are playing at any given time of the day: "Fried Green Tomatoes" "Pretty Woman" "Smokey & the Bandit" and "Jaws"
10. The flat screen HDTV in my bedroom that I fought my husband on is...actually...well, I like it. No, I kind of love it. Please don't tell him.
Monday, August 24, 2009
This Week's Friend of Fiona is...Lillie!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Recouperating with Animals
Monday, August 17, 2009
Why Honey-Do Lists are a Must!
This Week's Friend of Fiona is... Sofie!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
We love a Rave...
My mommy just loves buying me and my sister, Sadie, such great Lucky Fiona collars! Whenever I see her typing away on her laptop and I'm laying right next to her on the couch I always look to see what she is looking at and I paw at her to get her attention and when she stops typing to look at my such handsome, irrestible face I quickly get my paws typing away to get to the Lucky Fiona site so I can see if Miss Shannon and Fiona have been busy making any new collars with patterns I just can't live without. Now I've been practicing doing this when she leaves the living room and leaves her computer on so when I get her attention to look at me and gives me some smooches by the time she looks back at her computer she is looking at the LF collars I absolutely need and if my sister isn't being a pest to me I even let mommy see some girly collars for Sadie. So attached is a photo of me, Max, wearing my Lucky Fiona, 'The Duffy', collar which I just love the collars and I have to say I look pretty darn handsome wearing it; no wonder why all the girly dogs are always running up to me. Here I thought it was me they were admiring, but I realized it was my LF collar they liked so I told them to go to their dogmom and/or dogdad to check out the 'Lucky Fiona' site because they are by far the best collars around!
My sister and I say woof, woof to Fiona, Caelan and Dugan. ^-^
Woof, Woof
Max Danberg"
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Holy Sheet It's Hard to Make A Bed Up with a Cat
Anyways, back to Sheet 101 with a Siamese cat. Sully will quickly sprawl out and cement himself to my pillow top with paws outstretched to announce he is in no uncertain terms going anywhere now that bed-making has begun. Picking him up and removing him from the bed to the floor will generate a boomerang reflex in which he will spring back onto the bed before I even turn around from displacing him. (this is where the term "quick as a cat" originates I believe) As if there was not enough pressure to get those four corners of the fitted sheet onto the mattress, now I have the extra stress of keeping a cat from being trapped under the fitted sheet as burrowing has commenced. I swear I feel a moment of triumph when I get the fourth corner on, usually as I have to do it one-handed while holding Sully on my hip to keep him out of the way. Flailing the top sheet out to spread it is Sully's cue to run underneath it and try to pin the floating material down with his paws. Hence leaving a giant cat lump in the middle of my bed as I move onto pillowcases. It is at this point under the top sheet that Sully has become in his own mind completely invisible and elusive. He doesn't move a whisker in the hopes any passer-byers will be fooled into thinking he is not under there. It's at this point I usually try to again remove him as I foolishly fear if I put the heavy duvet on the bed he will be smothered. This begins a game of Sully moving under the sheet to a spot on the bed I cannot reach. So I move to the other side of the bed and reach out a hand and the lump goes to the other side, and so on. The cat under the sheet chase has begun. It's the four-corner fitted sheet conundrum all over again. If I wore a pedometer I think I travel about 25 miles on foot just going around and around my bed. Sometimes I just leap onto the bed to trap the cat-lump. Sometimes I just put the duvet on and see if the weight of it will drive him out. Eventually I feel guilty and peel my freshly made bed apart to "free" my cat who I swear is laughing at me in a smug Siamese way.
Monday, August 10, 2009
This Week's Friend of Fiona is... Carter Le Deux!
WE LOVE THIS PICTURE OF CARTER LE DEUX in his Silly Stripe Collar - In a mud puddle.
So that's it - he's a winner. Case closed. Dogmom Danica email us your free collar choice! Heck - we'll even donate a collar gift certificate to a dog charity if she prefers. (you see Danica has a little collar addiction she is seeking professional help for, we don't want to be enablers)
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Fiona is a Party Pooper
Friday, August 7, 2009
A letter from Fiona to Mr. Squirrel
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Dog Magnet
Monday, August 3, 2009
This Week's Friend of Fiona is...The Crazy Dog!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
This thing is literally the sh*t...
Back of packaging:
Abandoned at birth, Mr. Poops could not understand why no one would want him. Alone, in the hot sun, he was left to dry out with no hope of survival. With each passing dog he hoped that he would not be so dried out that no one would recognize him as they sniffed looking to find their own family. Good fortune fell upon Mr. Poops when a rain storm washed him into a storm drain where we was able to float his way to a store near you. Please adopt Mr. Poops and give him the family he deserves. Reunite him with a dog that wants to put Mr. Poops in their mouth and squeak him with the unconditional love only a dog could provide.
Mr. Poops is approximately 10" tall and 2" in diameter
This is a novelty toy. Do not let your pet play with this toy unsupervised, and do not allow your pet to remove or ingest any part of the toy including the squeakers. This toy is not intended for children. Do not place in or flush down toilet, backup may result.