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| Canaan ain't short...he's Fun Sized. |
Dog's Name: Canaan
Dog's Gender: Male
Dog's Breed: Boxer
Name of Guardian: Megan Ramirez
Guardian's email address: on file
Where was dog born: not sure
Where does dog reside now: Alabama
Rescue? What organization: My first dad found me on the interstate
About You
Your most brag worthy physical feature: My serious underbite
If you could change one thing about yourself it would be: My height. I'm pretty short for a boxer. Mom says I'm "fun sized"
One word starting with "F" to describe you: Funky
Favorite time of year: whenever its warm, I love to sit in the sun.
Favorite human: My dad! If anyone gets too close to him, I will hump them. It's what I do
Favorite thing to do on a Saturday: Sit by the glass door or window and watch the world go by.
Favorite thing to steal: Food. I don't care what it is, I'll eat it.
Favorite Lucky Fiona collar and why: Anything blue. Dad doesn't like it when people think I'm a girl, so I have to wear blue.
What Dog is Looking for in Perfect Match
Male? Female? Open?: Female. I tend to be very mean to boys.
Are you a player or looking to settle down?: I'm looking to settle down, I'm going on 7 years old!
Turn ons: younger ladies and bitey face. I've got a bum knee so I can't run like I used to.
Turn offs: Cars, buses, vacuum cleaners, cats. Oh and the nail dremel, lets not leave out that stupid thing.
Where you see yourself in 5 years: Sitting on the couch with my lady.
What does the term "romance" mean to you? A nice quiet evening just me and my girl watching some TV and maybe sharing a bully stick or a trachea.
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