Friday, February 13, 2015

Love Match - Lily B. & Dixon


Beatrix knows sometimes what a dog wants may not be what he needs. Take Dixon. He sees himself in 5 years "curled up in front of the fire with all the bitches he's conquered" He thinks he's pretty much large and in charge. He needs a lady who will "submit" 
So Beatrix matched him with Lily B. The biggest ball buster bitch on the planet. A female who is known to make boys cower with one withering look from her glinting green eyes. Lily plans to tame this International Bad Boy (what? he was born in Canada) into the perfect boyfriend. She'll do it with her strong alpha prowess and lots of feminist literature. When Lily is done with Dixon he won't have to wonder where his balls went. Lily will have them in her back pocket. 

2 comments:

  1. πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜€πŸΆπŸ’˜πŸ’—lol lol

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  2. awwwwww! well this is one way of insuring he will always be a mamma's boy! welcome to the family, Lily! (this makes you my new daughter in law, right?) :))

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