Friday, February 13, 2015

Love Match - Dapple & Canann/Rosco/Fenway


 Some Matches are easier than others and some leave Beatrix scratching her head. Hence the task of matching Dapple. Or should we say "Princess Dapple" as she prefers. She knows she's all that and a bag of chips and Beatrix quickly realized no one suiter would be good enough for Dapple.

So she has three Love Matches.

#1 The Faithful Good Guy Canaan - Canann loves to be warm and bask in the sun. Dapple insists upon it as Princess does not like to be chilly! Canaan just wants to sit on the couch with "his lady" and Dapple wants to be "blatantly adored" This match provides Dapple with a Steady Freddy.








#2  The Bad Boy Rosco - Every girl needs that bad boy to keep her heart aflutter. Rosco likes his LF Tattoo Be Do collar because it shows "his wild side" Rosco's turn on's are "confident pups" and Dapple grows tired often of being so "popular" (nuff said) This match will provide lots of excitement and spark for Dapple!

#3 The Boy Toy Fenway - Every lady needs a hot young man who knows nothing about love to make them feel youthful and vibrant. Innocent young Fenway has a self described "cute bum" which Cougar Dapple will approve of. He likes to run and play and run and play some more. Dapple will feel exhilarated by Fenway's youthful exuberance! (and she'll probably need a nap after their dates)

1 comment:

  1. Firstly – Dapple rolled her eyes and said – typical. THREE men she now has to care for! She is ok with this, however, so long as there are no fisticuffs while vying for her attention and everyone eats from their own bowl. Drooling when she walks into the room should be kept to a minimum, and the first person to fart will find themselves on the disappointing side of the dog door. She has asked me to post these individual messages and lists of her expectations.

    Suitor #1 Rosco clearly needs to be broken of his paper habits and learn to develop more appropriate objects for his affection. Dapple is willing to supply said OFHA (Object For His Affection), while teaching Rosco that one does not need thumbs when one has humans. Dapple is obviously NOT a gold-digger – and was, frankly, a little offended by the idea! However, she is willing to snuggle. Every Tuesday between 4 and 6. Please make an appointment, as random, unscheduled snuggling will not be tolerated.

    Suitor #2 As for Fenway, he clearly needs to be ignored and tortured by a princess who is (seemingly) utterly disinterested….until Fenway learns what it is to be involved with a real woman. Dapple will be happy to educate him in this regard. And just to be clear – if there is to be one cute bum in this relationship, it will be Dapple’s. Unless of course you catch her sneaking a peek; certain things are beyond even a princess’s control.

    Suitor #3 Despite his complete lack of notable family heritage, Dapple will appreciate Canaan’s faulty knee and the more peaceful relationship this will bring. She will happily sit and watch the world go by with him – interspersed with insistent princess yipping – but will have more than a thing or two to say to you if you try to hump her! Dapple feels that, with training, Canaan could become a true gentleman. She will work on him…I mean this…until one reaches certain standards. And when she says ‘one’, she means him.

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